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(Un)Comfortably Numb
You ever sit in a weird position and then, when you try and get up, you get that pins and needles feeling? Isn’t that feeling hot? Doesn’t it turn you on? I know that when I come home from the dentist with a jaw full of novocaine, slurring and drooling like wet brained alcoholic, the [...]
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THAT GIRL IN RED LIPSTICK
100 photo tips on proper lipstick application and wear HERE
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Even Reverse Cowgirls Get The Blues
It was a hot western day out on the Pink Panty Ranch, and Darlene and Sugar Pie were out by the horse-barn (stable) giving their two favorite horses, Butter Rump and Magic, a good washing. “This water sure is wet,” squealed Sugar Pie, accidently spilling a bucket of soapy water onto her thin cotton tank [...]
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Doing That Dirty Talk!
In the race to invent triple anal and rabbit shaped vibrators, modern lovemaking has left behind one of the most important tools of the sexual arsenal: dirty talk. It’s true that we get down way rowdier in the 21st century than our Puritan ancestors ever did, who basically only had one position and used oxen [...]
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F*Bomb is born
You know what the problem with the Internet is? It’s just too wholesome. Like a post-Giuliani Times Square, the once glorious squalor of the world wide web has been reduced to a family friendly parody of itself. Where tech savy perverts used to hunch over their keyboards masturbating furiously to user groups, you’ll now find [...]
