Dive into the archives.
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F*Boner
Just realized we haven’t done a hot gay post in while. Better remedy that right now! How do you think the mechanics of gay train sex (on a boat) work? Is it like crew, where one person yells “stroke, stroke, stroke” or does each dude just butt fuck at their own pace?
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Pee Shy
After the still operational Space Jam website, amateur pornography is probably the coolest thing going on online. Across the web, ordinary people are fucking, sucking, and baring all for the world to see. Thanks to the wonderful advances of the modern world, the whole of humanity can now gaze upon the delightfully candid dirty pictures [...]
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Merry Christmas, I Fucked Your Snowman
This one goes out to everyone having a White Christmas that doesn’t involve cocaine!
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F*Bomb: A Cupcake Sell Out Blog
According to a hastily done informal survey conducted by F*Bomb, the most popular blogs on the Internet are about cupcakes. That’s bullshit. Isn’t sex supposed to be the driving force behind the world wide web? Why would anyone want to read about cupcakes? Cupcakes, quite frankly, suck. Everyone knows pie is superior to cake and [...]
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Fast Food Nation
This Wednesday, F*Bomb will be leaving the comfy, cum-soaked confines of our subterranean blog-quarters to venture out into the real world for a rare live action performance. Fellow perverts/Word Press enthusiasts Bedpost Confessions invited us to speak at their excellent literary erotic spoken word series and we said yes because who would say no to [...]
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Yippie kay yay Mr. Falcon!
Despite the fact that we’re a blog, F*Bomb generally doesn’t care for the Internet. Aside from looking up movie times and playing Farmville, the world wide web is generally one big waste of cyberspace. We know, we know, everyone loves how free and plentiful porn is on the Internet, but trust us, it was way [...]
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Black on White
Most pornography connoisseurs generally agree that the industry first started to go downhill with the introduction of video. Once expensive (and gorgeous) film stock was no longer needed to make a dirty movie, suddenly everyone with a camcorder and access to naked coke heads was calling themselves a pornographer. Story and budget went out the [...]
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The Erotic Implications of Erin Esurance
Here at F*Bomb, the only TV shows we watch are House (how is a doctor so rude so smart? It’s fascinating.) and Skinemax, so we’re not very familiar with this Erin Esurance character. Apparently, she’s the mascot for Esurance and she’s sort of like some money saving cartoon secret agent or something. We don’t get [...]
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Cheetah Lady vs Tiger Woman
Check out this cheetah lady (on the left. The other one is obviously a tiger woman)! Money Talks is this porno site that’s a cross between Jackass and Bang Bus where they pay dudes to kick each other in the nuts, get ladies on the street to flash boobs, and then end the videos with [...]
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Tiger, Tiger, Burning Bright
Okay, no beastie, but how fucking hot is Tigerman? “With manlike cunning… with beastial fury… he stalks the night!” He stalks the motherfucking night! That is soooo hot! We thought cheetah ladies were the be-all end-all of human/feline hybrids, but obviously, we were wrong. If anyone can find a video of a cheetah lady getting [...]
