Okay, no beastie, but how fucking hot is Tigerman? “With manlike cunning… with beastial fury… he stalks the night!” He stalks the motherfucking night! That is soooo hot! We thought cheetah ladies were the be-all end-all of human/feline hybrids, but obviously, we were wrong. If anyone can find a video of a cheetah lady getting busy with a tigerman, F*Bomb will Paypal you $20. Scout’s honor.

But seriously, tigermen have got it all.

They’re laid back and sophisticated…

Ready for battle… (check out those Pumadudes in the background! F*Bomb is going to investigate that further in the future.)

They’ve got great moves…

Oprah’s down with them…

And they’ve got a sick theme song, in Italian no less.

But tigermen are only the tip of the iceberg. Everyone knows it’s hot when a man rides a tiger…

By the power of Greyskull, ain’t that the truth! But as hot as a steroid junkie sitting on a green masked up tiger might be, it’s got nothing on boy-gers (which is totally what it would sound like if Bebop and Rocksteady said, “Burgers.”) which is a tiger based boytaur. Can you say, “Rarrrrr!”?

So remember: Tigermen ain’t nothing to fuck with.

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