For whatever reason, RedTube just released this snazzy graphic summary of porn laws from around the world. Normally, Redtube just hosts video clips with titles like “Best Friends Getting Horny” and “Interracial Exercices for Horny Students” (sic), but today, they seem to have gotten bored with pirated pornography and made their first foray into the world of info-graphics. Kudos to them. Maybe Xvideo will start making sex positive LOLcats now. Here’s the image, followed by a few sex laws F*Bomb uncovered that Redtube missed.

That last fact map is an interesting one. Do you think the dark red states are looking at more porn, or are they just so tech illiterate that they’re subscribing to porn sites instead of scamming it for free off Redtube? Anyways, here are the sex laws Redtube’s research team overlooked when they were quickly browsing Wikipedia and BoingBoing.

F*BOMB’S GUIDE TO STRANGE AND SURPRISING SEX LAWS (Listed alphabetically by country)

Angola – All porn films must have a well-constructed and plausible plot

Belarus – Male nipples are airbrushed out of all pornography. Female nipples still allowed

Canada – All media in Canada, including pornography, must have 35% “Canadian content.” That’s why hockey games are always playing in the background of Canadian porn

Dominican Republic – Opening credit sequences to pornographic films must feature the official Dominican Republic Pornography Theme Song

Egypt – No porn on the pyramids

Finland – Illegal to show ejaculate unless presented as the result of an accident (Finland’s most popular porn series is called “Hups tulin” which translates to “Ooops! I came” in English)

Greece – Male porn actors banned from growing beards

Honduras – No animals in porn, even if they’re only watching

Ireland – No oral sex scenes longer than 4 minutes

Jordan – Dirty talk must be highly complimentary and in no way demeaning

Kazakhstan – Only ten registered performers allowed to do anal scenes

Luxembourg – Can’t show the faces of any of the actors

Mexico – “Tijuana bibles” have been banned in Tijuana since 1993

New Zealand – Continues to deny location permits to “Lord of the Rings: A XXX Parody”

Oman – Each scene must maintain a 2:1 female-male ratio

Poland – Illegal to show bras being unfastened

Qatar – Ejaculate must be cleaned up with US currency at the end of each scene

Russia – Porn featuring transexxuals must be clearly labeled as such to avoid confusion

Samoa – Extremely high tariff on importing rival Tongan pornography

Tonga – Extremely high tariff on importing rival Samoan pornography

Uruguay – No talking, dirty or otherwise

Vatican City – It is forbidden to remove “Pope Porn” from its secret underground vault

Wales – No “cheeky” lasses

Yemen – Ban on pornographic video and images has made Yemen the world’s largest consumer of erotic audiobooks

Zambia – Couples must be married on screen before sexual contact begins

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