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Internet Killed The Video Star
Music videos started off pretty cool. David Bowie walked around Mars in a mime outfit, Peter Gabriel was made out of clay, and everything was awesome. When the 90s showed up, directors discovered filters and shit got wack for a while but Beavis and Butthead were there to make fun of it so things were [...]
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Reading Is Sexy
In an ideal world, people would learn about sex in the same place they learn about everything else: the classroom. Parents would lay down the basics of the birds and the bees and then, since no one wants to have an in-depth conversation about fingering with their dad, teachers would cover the rest in a [...]
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Fake it Till You Make It
As anyone with a slutty friend who loves to post sex article links on Facebook has already heard, the National Survey of Sexual Health and Behavior just dropped a steaming hot knowledge bomb on the American people. The largest sex survey since 1994, the NSSHB has a lot of cool stuff to say about secret [...]
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Are you an aquaphile?
It’s happened to all of us. Maybe you were changing into an already wet swimsuit when the damp inner-netting brushed your thigh, giving you an erection so killer you lost your balance. Maybe you were giving an underwater blowjob when suddenly you realized, “Hey, I know I’m underwater and everything but I am really really [...]
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Bondage on a Budget
Alright, it’s the 21st fucking century and everyone is bored. Anal is so nineties and blowjobs don’t even raise an eyebrow. Perverts first started getting worried that mainstream society was going to lift the rock they were hiding under when Madonna released her S&M flavored coffee table book SEX. Decent, god-fearing sex maniacs feared that [...]
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How to seduce your fav Busted crush.
Eff internet dating sites. I always look for my next boo in the pages of Busted! in Austin. Five hot tips on how to seduce your next jailbird hottie. Drink Four Loco all the time Show em you got mad skills Start a fight Sexy looks and lollipops always seal the deal Look ready to fuck…all the [...]
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(Un)Comfortably Numb
You ever sit in a weird position and then, when you try and get up, you get that pins and needles feeling? Isn’t that feeling hot? Doesn’t it turn you on? I know that when I come home from the dentist with a jaw full of novocaine, slurring and drooling like wet brained alcoholic, the [...]
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Doing That Dirty Talk!
In the race to invent triple anal and rabbit shaped vibrators, modern lovemaking has left behind one of the most important tools of the sexual arsenal: dirty talk. It’s true that we get down way rowdier in the 21st century than our Puritan ancestors ever did, who basically only had one position and used oxen [...]
