This is F*Bomb’s future designer Orin. We decided that since he’s a real dude and says funnier shit than that bullshit Twitter hoax about the guy’s dad who is now Capt. Kirk or something, he should get his own F*Bomb blog post. He already has his own blog but you’re not really a web celeb until your ass goes up on F*Bomb.com.  These are some of Orin’s enlightening thoughts about homosexuality, alien abductions, and doing the dishes. Enjoy.

“I feel damn straight and I’m getting pretty right now.”

“You like it like that, don’t you cup?”

We still can’t wait to read about this “Oral History” of Bomba Shack!

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