Taking a sharp U-turn away from the grimy, uranium warped filth that was CAFE FLESH, for the second exciting edition of SMUT CITY we will be presenting the classy X-rated classic THE OPENING OF MISTY BEETHOVEN. For those of you who have never seen a Golden Age porno flick before, you’re in for a real treat because MISTY BEETHOVEN is absolutely the best of the best. Directed by softcore auteur Radley Metzger under his hardcore pseudonym Henry Paris, MISTY BEETHOVEN is chock full of those rare elements that elevate pornography beyond mere bumping and grinding, namely a plot, a budget, and decent acting.
Based loosely on George Bernard Shaw’s Pygmalion, MISTY BEETHOVEN tells the story of a young prostitute (played by Constance Money in one of very few acting roles) who gets taken under the wing of a fast talking sexologist (the ubiquitous Jamie Gillis) who is convinced he can turn her into this year’s IT girl of the swinging, sexin’, jet setting scene. So basically, it’s My Fair Lady with blowjobs. Don’t miss it.
And for some other exciting news, legendary synth master Xander Harris was so inspired by the last SMUT CITY he went ahead and wrote us our very own theme music. F*Bomb is hoping to collaborate with Mr. Harris in the future on a very exciting special edition of SMUT CITY, but for now, you’ll have to be satisfied with our kick ass new intro song!
