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Category Archives: F*Bomb in Print
Reading is Sexy
For this week’s F*Bomb in Print, we steered away from the time honored sex column topics of porn and masturbation and instead opted to do the unthinkable: assign our readers homework. Sex columns present an interesting reader/writer dynamic. We’re revealing personal information and providing insights into one of the reader’s most personal activities (sex), and [...]
Posted in F*Bomb in Print Tagged Book It!, books, dog shit, personal pan pizza, pizza, pizza hut, reading, sex column, texas Leave a comment
F*Bomb’s Guide to Picking Out Porn
Well, no, not really. When F*Bomb does do a legit guide to picking out porn, it will be a 500 page tome that comes bound in human foreskin. But for now, we just did a tiny little brief primer for F*Bomb in Print, mainly to shamelessly cross promote our new and exciting XXX screening series, [...]
Chicks on Porn
Just like Nicolas Cage in 8MM, F*Bomb in Print continues to plumb the depths of pornography’s depravity, sacrificing our sanity to get to the bottom of this seedy world of ruin. But instead of looking for snuff (which is soooooooo nineties), we’re mainly just talking to professors and pornographers about what they think. This week, [...]
Porn or Con
F*Bomb doesn’t believe in feminism. Men are obviously power hungry cretins who are running civilization into the ground to prove who has the bigger dick, but that doesn’t mean that matriarchy is the obvious answer to patriarchy. If ladies ruled the Earth, we’d probably have a host of new problems just as bad as the [...]
Posted in F*Bomb in Print Tagged alt-porn, banana slugs, courtney trouble, feminism, hermaphrodite, porn, pornography, queer porn, robert jensen Leave a comment
I Was Porn That Way
Sorry for the long delay. Those of us who aren’t still in comas from Spring Break induced alcohol poisoning have been too sun burnt to move, much less type on a keyboard. But now thanks to the miracles of aloe vera and Korean skin grafting, we’re all feeling a lot better!
Anyways, this week’s F*Bomb in [...]
Posted in F*Bomb in Print Tagged butts, patriotic, porn, porno, pornography, pr0n, rock n roll, sex dreams, U.S.A., xxx Leave a comment
How Many Licks?
Without even meaning too, we might have accidentally written our dirtiest F*Bomb in Print ever. But hey, it’s not our fault everyone is so squeamish about butt hole licking. And seriously, if you haven’t tried it, you really ought to. Just take a shower first and it’s no big deal. “Live a little, lick a [...]
Posted in F*Bomb in Print Tagged butthole licking, butthole surfers, newman's own, pepper, tossing salad, uweekly Leave a comment
Mediocre Match Maker
For this week’s F*Bomb in Print, we tried to talk to college students about the popular dating site OKCupid. Then we realized that college kids are too busy getting puked on at frat parties or felt up in the dorm while their roommate studies to use a website to find action. So we talked to [...]
Posted in F*Bomb in Print Tagged air, food, movies, okcupid, paul wall, the beatles, tranny Leave a comment
Girly Gushers
You better lay down a towel because this week’s F*Bomb in Print is about one slippery subject: squirting. Yup, we explained the basics of gushing girl-gasms for the UT student body and hopefully set the eager beavers off on the path to the great orgasmic ocean. If you notice pools of fluid accumulating underneath dorm [...]
Posted in F*Bomb in Print, Video Nasties Tagged Astrée, explicite-art.com, f*bomb in print, female ejaculation, French porn, Gushers, John B. Root, squirting, uweekly, wet, wild, xvideos Leave a comment
Beyond The Wet Sneeze
In perhaps the most mind blowing column ever to be published in a college paper, this week’s F*Bomb in Print destroys the commonly held myths surrounding the limited nature of the male orgasm. As much as we’d love to take the credit, all we really did was condense the advice Mantak Chia and Douglas Abrams [...]
Posted in F*Bomb in Print Tagged Colton Tooley, Dragon Ball Z, f*bomb in print, Kate Bush, male multiple orgasms, o-face, uweekly, WIlhelm Reich Leave a comment
Trying To Fuck Lady Luck
As if Chatroulette didn’t have enough bored dudes in dorm rooms desperately looking for chicks already, this week’s F*Bomb in Print opens the floodgates and strongly encourages UT’s student body to start making better use of their webcams than Skyping with the friends they made while studying abroad. Though the site does have a disproportionate [...]
