Category Archives: Call To Action

SMUT CITY presents The Opening of Misty Beethoven

[ May 28, 2011; 12:00 am to 11:59 pm. ]

Taking a sharp U-turn away from the grimy, uranium warped filth that was CAFE FLESH, for the second exciting edition of SMUT CITY we will be presenting the classy X-rated classic THE OPENING OF MISTY BEETHOVEN. For those of you who have never seen a Golden Age porno flick before, you’re in for a real [...]

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SMUT CITY presents CAFE FLESH

In his amazing essay, Bog Venus VS. Nazi Cock Ring, written for the late great Arthur magazine, genius/wizard/comic book writer Alan Moore carefully explains the difference between erotica and pornography. Erotica is art and like most of the art that humanity considers worthwhile, it tries to connect its viewer with a larger shared human experience. [...]

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Chicks on Porn

Just like Nicolas Cage in 8MM, F*Bomb in Print continues to plumb the depths of pornography’s depravity, sacrificing our sanity to get to the bottom of this seedy world of ruin. But instead of looking for snuff (which is soooooooo nineties), we’re mainly just talking to professors and pornographers about what they think. This week, [...]

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C Is For Child Porn

Here at F*Bomb, we spend a lot of time digging deep into the steamy pornographic bowels of the Net. From Chinese biting porn to live webcast self-amputations, there’s a lot of shit on the web that you really don’t want to see. But when it comes to things you really really don’t want to see, [...]

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Fuck Yer Face

Did anyone catch that the “girl” fucking cupid in the last post was actually a tranny? Sure was. We found that picture on the terrific tranny blog Trannies Fuck Guys, which came up when we ever so innocently Googled “cupid fucking.” We were only on the site for a second snagging the photo when suddenly [...]

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Most Excellent Genital Tattoos in Austin Contest

What could be kinkier than having a gloved stranger repeatedly penetrate your skin with a needle in order to permanently mark your body? Nothing. That’s why the pioneers of tattoo culture were all hookers, homos, and seaman. And so in order to honor their legacy, F*Bomb is throwing the first annual Worst Tattoo in Austin [...]

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F*Bomb at Nerd Nite 22:NSFW

This Wednesday, F*Bomb will follow up the stomach churning, fast food erotica reading we performed at Bedpost Confessions (download Bedpost Confessions podcast 1 on iTunes if you missed it) with an informative Powerpoint presentation on erotic fan fiction for Nerd Nite. All the details are on the ad (see above) and the Nerd Nite’s Facebook [...]

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Reach Out and Touch Someone

This is a post about phone sex. Apparently, people actually call the numbers next to the cheesy ads in the back of gentleman’s magazines and phone sex really is a (semi-)legitimate business, not just a scam like in Punch Drunk Love. F*Bomb tried to call phone sex once and the conversation went pretty much as [...]

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Human Centipede (Full Sequence)

Sometime this summer, F*Bomb is going to organize an event to get into the Guinness Book of World Records for “Longest Ass to Mouth Human Centipede (Non-surgical division).”

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Fast Food Nation

This Wednesday, F*Bomb will be leaving the comfy, cum-soaked confines of our subterranean blog-quarters to venture out into the real world for a rare live action performance. Fellow perverts/Word Press enthusiasts Bedpost Confessions invited us to speak at their excellent literary erotic spoken word series and we said yes because who would say no to [...]

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