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Going Greek
Like every online publication worth reading, F*Bomb is built on the backs of toiling, unpaid interns. Since we draw most of our slave labor promising young talent from the University of Texas, we get to hear twenty somethings bitch about all kinds of stuff we don’t even vaguely comprehend. A Skrillex is a type of [...]
Posted in Feature, Video Tagged anal sex, frat daddy, fraternity, Roundup, rush, sororistitute, sorority, Texas Exes, University of Texas, UT Leave a comment
Chow Down (on Dick-fil-A)
In case you hadn’t heard, Chick-fil-A is not down with the gays. Their charity side project, the Winshape Foundation, throws buckets of money at all kinds of super Christian, no-homo organizations. Since the company is run by Bapstists and thus all about old timey family values, they also don’t think two men should be able [...]
Posted in Editorial, Video Tagged Chick-fil-A, Chow Down (at Chick-fil-A), Coors, corporations, crossdressers, homophobia, nonagenarian, S. Truett Cathy, Walmart, Wilson Phllips Leave a comment
Intersections of Punk Rock and Erotic Performance Art
[ March 12, 2012; 8:00 pm; 8:00 pm; ] This is a post about a SXSW party called “Intersections of Erotic Performance Art and Pornography.” All of the details are on the Facebook event here. However, since they don’t really have a flyer or anything that visually interesting up for the event, we decided to use a photo of the first thing that comes [...]
Posted in Editorial, Event Tagged erotic performance art, Femina Potents, Madison Young, pornography, SXSW, the plasmatics, wendy o williams Leave a comment
And the Worst Tattoos for 2012 are…
The inky squiggle you see on this man’s belly is supposedly two mosquitoes smoking weed. That this Rorshachian cum stain didn’t even place at the Worst Tattoo in Austin II is a testament to how brain-poppingly terrible the competition was this year. In almost every way, this year’s contest outdid 2011′s trial run. There were [...]
Calling All Smut Peddlers
F*Bomb’s super awesome BFFs Bike Smut are gearing up (get it?!) for their sixth year of bicycle powered pornography. The fact that a bicycle-meets-fucking touring film festival made it beyond the pedicabber pipe dream stage to become an actual phenomenon is impressive on its own, but to be on the road spreading free wheeling film [...]
Posted in Editorial Tagged bicycle race, bicycles, bike porn, Bike Smut, queen, Turning Trixxx 1 Comment
Use Your Head
You pretty much have to go into this one knowing nothing.
Worst Tattoo 2: Attend or Die
Alright. Tomorrow is the second annual Worst Tattoo in Austin contest and it’s going to be amazing. We guarantee it. Sailor Jerry’s threw us a case of rum for cheap ass drinks, the Mole People are doing a tribute to iconic punk tats, and the Jezebelles are performing burlesque that rules. You know how some [...]
Dirty Pictures: Final Thoughts on Cinekink
Wow, New York should really come with a warning label like those graphic ones Canada puts on cigarette packs. But instead of a diseased lung it should be a tourist throwing up on himself in an airport and looking sad.
More stuff happened in New York than I ended up having time to write about since [...]
Posted in Editorial, Photo Tagged Angela Tucker, Brittany Andrews, cinekink, poetry brothel, Porno JIm, Richard Buonagurio, Stacie Joy, Stage Brother Leave a comment
Worst Tattoo You
So being a sex blog, we’re probably supposed to do some special post today since it’s Valentine’s Day. Well fuck that. We’re not going to. Our editor-in-chief just got back from New York City and his bruised and sexually abused body is going into alcohol and buffalo chicken pizza withdrawal so he is basically useless. [...]
Posted in Photo, Quickie Tagged awesome shit, Valentine's Day, Worst Tattoo in Austin II Leave a comment
SMUT in the City: Sexually Frank
Despite basically being a smaller, boring version of New York with more Dunkin Donuts, Boston managed to send two rad things my way yesterday. The first was a pro-wrestler/dominatrix, the second was filmmaker Frankie Frain (pictured sitting awkwardly above) and his great little movie, Sexually Frank. When I pre-judged the movie for my Cinekink preview, [...]
Posted in Editorial, Review, Video Tagged cinekink, Frankie Frain, Sexually Frank, toes in butts Leave a comment
