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The Sexual Revolution: A Timeline
The phrase “fucking hippies” is commonly used as both a pejorative reference to members of that particular subcultural, as well as an accurate description of what those members are often doing. In honor of this Sunday’s SMUT CITY screening of SEX FREAKS (if you don’t know about this, read the post below), F*Bomb would like [...]
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Sacred Sex
Even though the orgasm is humanity’s most readily accessible spiritual experience, organized religion has a long standing beef with sex. From original sin to circumcision, Muslims to Methodists, anytime a group of people decide that God has shown them the one true path, that path inevitably involves putting a stop to all the free love [...]
Most Excellent Genital Tattoos in Austin Contest
What could be kinkier than having a gloved stranger repeatedly penetrate your skin with a needle in order to permanently mark your body? Nothing. That’s why the pioneers of tattoo culture were all hookers, homos, and seaman. And so in order to honor their legacy, F*Bomb is throwing the first annual Worst Tattoo in Austin [...]
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Top #11 Sex Trends of 2011
Happy New Years… NOT!
Why is everyone celebrating like a new year is something to get excited about? Maybe back in the day, when a new year meant some scientist might finally discover a cure for polio, people had a reason to pop champagne and countdown till midnight. But we live in the 21st century and [...]
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XXXMas Gift Guide
Ho ho ho loyal readers. This week on F*Bomb In Print, we convince the UWeekly art department to print a color photo of dildos and a Predator mask in a giant stocking! Hopefully our message resonates with the UT readers and by spring semester, boyfriends are bent over with their butts plugged all across campus. [...]
Posted in Guide, Print Tagged butt fucking quitter, F*Bomb guide, good vibrations, i saw santa fuck a little kid, sex tips, strapping it on Leave a comment
Big in Japan
Japan is crazy. Maybe it’s a cultural side effect from the nuclear fault, maybe they were always this way and the rest of the world just didn’t know, either way, Japan is a weird, weird place. You know what else is a weird, weird place? The Internet. So it’s no wonder that when you combine [...]
Word Play
The Five Ps of Proper Sextiquette
This week on F*Bomb in Print, F*Bomb tells college students that sending dirty pics via cell phone is a good idea and encourages them to make bad sexual puns.
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Reading Is Sexy
In an ideal world, people would learn about sex in the same place they learn about everything else: the classroom. Parents would lay down the basics of the birds and the bees and then, since no one wants to have an in-depth conversation about fingering with their dad, teachers would cover the rest in a [...]
Bondage on a Budget
Alright, it’s the 21st fucking century and everyone is bored. Anal is so nineties and blowjobs don’t even raise an eyebrow. Perverts first started getting worried that mainstream society was going to lift the rock they were hiding under when Madonna released her S&M flavored coffee table book SEX. Decent, god-fearing sex maniacs feared that [...]
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(Un)Comfortably Numb
You ever sit in a weird position and then, when you try and get up, you get that pins and needles feeling? Isn’t that feeling hot? Doesn’t it turn you on? I know that when I come home from the dentist with a jaw full of novocaine, slurring and drooling like wet brained alcoholic, the [...]
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