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F*Bomb in Print: Don’t Be a Creep
When it comes to dating advice, “don’t be creepy” is a pretty good place to start. Yet for many men and women, the social rules that come naturally to “normal” people are as confusing and frustrating as Calculus is to non-math majors. When the socially awkward try to pursue someone [...]
Posted in Print Tagged computer science, Don't be creepy, engineering, geeks, Graham Mitchell, nerds, Radiohead, social skills, University of Texas Leave a comment
F*Bomb in Print: Doin’ It In The Dorms
Recently released from the harsh yolk of parental supervision, freshmen enter the dorms ready to embrace all the freedom that adulthood entails. Unfortunately, instead of centers of responsible decision-making, dorms tend to be post-adolescent penal colonies ruled by bitter RAs, where alcohol abuse, Adderall-fueled all-nighters, and sexual experimentation are [...]
Posted in Print Tagged college sex, dare dorm, dorm sex, dorms, shower sex, UMASS Amherst, University of Texas, uweekly Leave a comment
F*Bomb in Print: Sex Sells
It’s 3:15AM and your typical West Campus rager is winding down. Empty kegs float sadly in their icy bathtubs while those seeking late-night nourishment have already left on a quest for Kerbey Queso. An intoxicated couple who only met a few hours prior are making out on the couch, trying to decide their next step. [...]
Posted in Print Tagged college sex, Greek system, hook ups, Hump Day, Mark Regnerus, MAry Lingwall, Premarital Sex in America, uweekly Leave a comment
F*Bomb Interviews Violet Blue
School just started and that means F*Bomb in Print has returned, ready to dispense sexual wisdom and erotic facts to unprepared college students for yet another semester. F*Bomb can be seen each week in UWeekly, available at any UT or ACC campus in Austin, online at UWeeklyAustin.com, and is now available in full on this [...]
Posted in Interview, Print Tagged dorms, flirting, hook up, social media hook up, tinynibbles.com, Total Flirt, University of Texas, uweekly, Violet Blue Leave a comment
F*Bomb’s Guide to Picking Out Porn
Well, no, not really. When F*Bomb does do a legit guide to picking out porn, it will be a 500 page tome that comes bound in human foreskin. But for now, we just did a tiny little brief primer for F*Bomb in Print, mainly to shamelessly cross promote our new and exciting XXX screening series, [...]
Chicks on Porn
Just like Nicolas Cage in 8MM, F*Bomb in Print continues to plumb the depths of pornography’s depravity, sacrificing our sanity to get to the bottom of this seedy world of ruin. But instead of looking for snuff (which is soooooooo nineties), we’re mainly just talking to professors and pornographers about what they think. This week, [...]
Porn or Con
F*Bomb doesn’t believe in feminism. Men are obviously power hungry cretins who are running civilization into the ground to prove who has the bigger dick, but that doesn’t mean that matriarchy is the obvious answer to patriarchy. If ladies ruled the Earth, we’d probably have a host of new problems just as bad as the [...]
Posted in Print Tagged alt-porn, banana slugs, courtney trouble, feminism, hermaphrodite, porn, pornography, queer porn, robert jensen Leave a comment
I Was Porn That Way
Sorry for the long delay. Those of us who aren’t still in comas from Spring Break induced alcohol poisoning have been too sun burnt to move, much less type on a keyboard. But now thanks to the miracles of aloe vera and Korean skin grafting, we’re all feeling a lot better!
Anyways, this week’s F*Bomb in [...]
Posted in Print Tagged butts, patriotic, porn, porno, pornography, pr0n, rock n roll, sex dreams, U.S.A., xxx Leave a comment
How Many Licks?
Without even meaning too, we might have accidentally written our dirtiest F*Bomb in Print ever. But hey, it’s not our fault everyone is so squeamish about butt hole licking. And seriously, if you haven’t tried it, you really ought to. Just take a shower first and it’s no big deal. “Live a little, lick a [...]
Posted in Print Tagged butthole licking, butthole surfers, newman's own, pepper, tossing salad, uweekly Leave a comment
Girly Gushers
You better lay down a towel because this week’s F*Bomb in Print is about one slippery subject: squirting. Yup, we explained the basics of gushing girl-gasms for the UT student body and hopefully set the eager beavers off on the path to the great orgasmic ocean. If you notice pools of fluid accumulating underneath dorm [...]
Posted in Print, Video Tagged Astrée, explicite-art.com, f*bomb in print, female ejaculation, French porn, Gushers, John B. Root, squirting, uweekly, wet, wild, xvideos Leave a comment
