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And the Worst Tattoos for 2012 are…
The inky squiggle you see on this man’s belly is supposedly two mosquitoes smoking weed. That this Rorshachian cum stain didn’t even place at the Worst Tattoo in Austin II is a testament to how brain-poppingly terrible the competition was this year. In almost every way, this year’s contest outdid 2011′s trial run. There were [...]
Dirty Pictures: Final Thoughts on Cinekink
Wow, New York should really come with a warning label like those graphic ones Canada puts on cigarette packs. But instead of a diseased lung it should be a tourist throwing up on himself in an airport and looking sad.
More stuff happened in New York than I ended up having time to write about since [...]
Posted in Editorial, Photo Tagged Angela Tucker, Brittany Andrews, cinekink, poetry brothel, Porno JIm, Richard Buonagurio, Stacie Joy, Stage Brother Leave a comment
Worst Tattoo You
So being a sex blog, we’re probably supposed to do some special post today since it’s Valentine’s Day. Well fuck that. We’re not going to. Our editor-in-chief just got back from New York City and his bruised and sexually abused body is going into alcohol and buffalo chicken pizza withdrawal so he is basically useless. [...]
Posted in Photo, Quickie Tagged awesome shit, Valentine's Day, Worst Tattoo in Austin II Leave a comment
SMUT in the City: F*cK Art
Instead of attending the first night of actual film programming at Cinekink, I played hookey and went to a gallery opening at the Museum of Sex. Since I’m in the city as both a juror for Cinekink AND a gonzo-sexual renegade journalist, a sex themed street art opening at a fuck museum seemed like a [...]
Posted in Editorial, Photo Tagged art, bisexual elk pile up, Candy Rain, cinekink, cumshots, F*ck Art, Lush, Museum of Sex, New York City, sex in nature Leave a comment
SMUT in the CIty: Poetry, Pornography, and Voguing
Cinekink 2012 kicked off last night with an opening gala at some bar in Manhattan. The crowd was almost exactly like who you’d imagine attending a kinky festival gala party. There were Willie Nelson-looking dudes in leather pants and lesbians in tuxedos and this chick with huge boobs did a burlesque routine. There was also [...]
Sloth and Spam
This is a picture of a nude woman holding a sloth. We were excited to share it with you but didn’t no what else to say about it. So instead, we are sharing this recent spam comment that we got. Spam robots are getting really weird these days.
“This is a great porn movie to watch [...]
Posted in Photo, Quickie Tagged nude women, Pirelli, sloths, Spam, Terry Richardson, Woody Allen Leave a comment
More Skittles Please!
Besides being a taaaaasty candy, skittles are a popular pervert treat. Here are a few examples.
Commercials so sexy they are banned in the USA:
Everyone knows marriage is dumb, but this commercial makes it looks fair to okay.
Here’s a sexy foot fetish (skittles fans also seem to love feet, but we’ll get to that later) [...]
Posted in Gifs, Photo, Quickie, Video Tagged bbw, candy, college!, Community, david neher, dorm room, foot fetish, frat party, modern family, pink kandi, porn, Skittles, the new girl, zooey deschanel 1 Comment
Doggie Door Oopsies–Burglary & Porn Edition
The latest life-ruining result of a porn addiction. F*Bomb readers/mostly writers, beware!!!
What else do people do in Minnesota?
Minnesota teen, Amanda Owens, burglarizes a home to feed her porn addiction. Almost a perfect crime for her and these sometimes unsuccessful friends below:
p.s. Generally, we at F*Bomb writes off i can haz cheezburger memes as the [...]
Posted in Photo, Quickie, Video Tagged college girls, college girls butts, doggie door, dogging, doggy door, drunk girls butts doggie door, girls butts, horses, Minnesota, porn, porn addiction, porn arrest Leave a comment
Cock of Love
The Internet is currently experiencing an artistic porn renaissance. There are millions of Tumblrs overflowing with tastefully done explicit sex, naked ladies, and, sadly, not nearly as many dicks. While you can find the occasional black and white cock shot or slow motion cum spray, for the most part, the Internet cares way more about [...]
Posted in Feature, Photo Tagged Art of Blowjob, Camille Crimson, cock shots, dick photography, dick picks, High Contrast Cock, McDonalds, Phil Lapras, Poltergeist Leave a comment
Tittens is the best name for a blog EVER
Raindrops on roses, whiskers on kittens on boobs…these are a few of my favorite things.
No, seriously, tittens is the most perfect blog name and topic in the entire world.
Posted in Gifs, Photo, Quickie Tagged birds on the brain, cat pussy jokes, cats, emma watson, harry potter, hermione, hermione granger, kittens, puppies, pussy, redheads, sexual birds, tits, tittens Leave a comment
