Category Archives: Feature
Live Sex Show (2011)
If the unlubricated butt fuck that qualifies as “porn” these days is apples, queer porn is a refreshingly different orange. Like one might assume, queer porn boasts a wide variety of body types whose only commonality is an absence of fake boobs and bleached buttholes. That’s not to say that a surgically enhanced starlet is [...]
Going Greek
Like every online publication worth reading, F*Bomb is built on the backs of toiling, unpaid interns. Since we draw most of our slave labor promising young talent from the University of Texas, we get to hear twenty somethings bitch about all kinds of stuff we don’t even vaguely comprehend. A Skrillex is a type of [...]
And the Worst Tattoos for 2012 are…
The inky squiggle you see on this man’s belly is supposedly two mosquitoes smoking weed. That this Rorshachian cum stain didn’t even place at the Worst Tattoo in Austin II is a testament to how brain-poppingly terrible the competition was this year. In almost every way, this year’s contest outdid 2011′s trial run. There were [...]
SMUT in the City: Cinekink preview
Tomorrow, our editor-in-chief is leaving the safety of F*Bomb’s office for the glitz and glamor of the big city… New York! He will be wading through the filth and sleaze of Times Square (that’s all still there, right?), cruising Central Park, and watching a week’s worth of dirty movies at the Cinekink film festival. Since [...]
Teenage Anal Eruptions: The Soundtrack
Wow. We here at F*Bomb spend an inordinate, some might say inappropriate, amount of time digging into the annals of pornographic cinema. The other day while trolling our usual hunting grounds we stumbled across an early seventies loop compilation called Teenage Anal Eruptions. As much as we loved the title, normally we’re looking for material [...]
Top 8 YouTube Fetishes
You probably never realized it, but YouTube is the most sexually subversive site on the net. Ostensibly, the popular video sharing service doesn’t allow porn. Yet, below the surface, YouTube is undertaking a massive campaign to cultivate and promote obscure fetishes.
Search for “xxx babes” on YouTube and you’ll find nothing but softcore so tame it [...]
Easy (1978)
Watching Anthony Spinelli’s Easy today is a bit like listening to an Al Jolson record. It raises the unwieldy question of how we should treat media that is fucked up and offensive according to current standards, but was made in a different era and is pretty legit quality-wise, so maybe it deserves a pass?
Let’s start [...]
Tears of a Clown: Part Two
From wild bachelorette parties to one-on-one rendezvouses with professional strippers, Sugar Weasel has a pretty interesting career for a clown. In part two of our interview with the man who lives up to the promise of his over sized shoes (see photo below), we delve deep into what life is like when you’re living off [...]
Send in the Clown: Part One
Meet Sugar Weasel. A self-described rogue, scoundrel, adult entertainer, world class lover, and yes, clown escort, Sugar Weasel first came to F*Bomb’s attention via his habit of attending house parties in Austin and handing his business card to unsuspecting ladies saying, “Oh you dropped this.” Since women tend to remember when a stranger hands them [...]
The Sexual Revolution: A Timeline
The phrase “fucking hippies” is commonly used as both a pejorative reference to members of that particular subcultural, as well as an accurate description of what those members are often doing. In honor of this Sunday’s SMUT CITY screening of SEX FREAKS (if you don’t know about this, read the post below), F*Bomb would like [...]