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Category Archives: Quickie
Use Your Head
You pretty much have to go into this one knowing nothing.
Worst Tattoo 2: Attend or Die
Alright. Tomorrow is the second annual Worst Tattoo in Austin contest and it’s going to be amazing. We guarantee it. Sailor Jerry’s threw us a case of rum for cheap ass drinks, the Mole People are doing a tribute to iconic punk tats, and the Jezebelles are performing burlesque that rules. You know how some [...]
Worst Tattoo You
So being a sex blog, we’re probably supposed to do some special post today since it’s Valentine’s Day. Well fuck that. We’re not going to. Our editor-in-chief just got back from New York City and his bruised and sexually abused body is going into alcohol and buffalo chicken pizza withdrawal so he is basically useless. [...]
Posted in Photo, Quickie Tagged awesome shit, Valentine's Day, Worst Tattoo in Austin II Leave a comment
Sloth and Spam
This is a picture of a nude woman holding a sloth. We were excited to share it with you but didn’t no what else to say about it. So instead, we are sharing this recent spam comment that we got. Spam robots are getting really weird these days.
“This is a great porn movie to watch [...]
Posted in Photo, Quickie Tagged nude women, Pirelli, sloths, Spam, Terry Richardson, Woody Allen Leave a comment
Gobble Gobble
What else can we say about this? This image occupies the exact point where language breaks down and religious awe takes over. Mystics train for decades to achieve the clear mind that simply staring at this image produces. This .gif just might be the answer to every Zen koan…. ever.
Posted in Gifs, Quickie Tagged butthole, eatnutsack, enlightenment, koan, nuts!, om nom nom, testicles, Zen Leave a comment
Facial Forever
Hook em.
Posted in Gifs, Quickie Tagged boner, cumshot, cumshot gif, dick, facial, facial gif, gif, hot girl, jizz Leave a comment
SEX FREAKS (Censored Trailer)
SMUT CITY presents: SEX FREAKS is tonight! Don’t miss out on this rare Austin screening of one of the most psychedelic sex films ever made. This “trailer” is just the first 2 minutes of the movie, censored so as not to offend sensitive audiences. However, this is only the tip of the freak out fuck [...]
More Skittles Please!
Besides being a taaaaasty candy, skittles are a popular pervert treat. Here are a few examples.
Commercials so sexy they are banned in the USA:
Everyone knows marriage is dumb, but this commercial makes it looks fair to okay.
Here’s a sexy foot fetish (skittles fans also seem to love feet, but we’ll get to that later) [...]
Posted in Gifs, Photo, Quickie, Video Tagged bbw, candy, college!, Community, david neher, dorm room, foot fetish, frat party, modern family, pink kandi, porn, Skittles, the new girl, zooey deschanel 1 Comment
Doggie Door Oopsies–Burglary & Porn Edition
The latest life-ruining result of a porn addiction. F*Bomb readers/mostly writers, beware!!!
What else do people do in Minnesota?
Minnesota teen, Amanda Owens, burglarizes a home to feed her porn addiction. Almost a perfect crime for her and these sometimes unsuccessful friends below:
p.s. Generally, we at F*Bomb writes off i can haz cheezburger memes as the [...]
Posted in Photo, Quickie, Video Tagged college girls, college girls butts, doggie door, dogging, doggy door, drunk girls butts doggie door, girls butts, horses, Minnesota, porn, porn addiction, porn arrest Leave a comment
