Dear Loyal Readers,
F*Bomb’s website was created a little less than a year ago in about 2 hours of web page constructions, 1 and a half hours of which were spent browsing competitive nude female wrestling. Since then, we’ve grown both as a site and as a multi-armed sexually deviant entity, all while retaining the glossy online sex appeal of a 2002 Buffy the Vampire fanpage hosted on Angelfire. That’s about to change.
Next week, F*Bomb’s writing staff is going to be off on a team-building retreat at Nevada’s infamous Bunny Ranch while a bunch of nerds who should actually be the ones paying for sex remake this site into the glorious gloryhole of the Internet that it should be. When we return, we’ll be sleeker, sexier, and more Like-able on Facebook than ever before, so go ahead and unfriend all your mom’s friends before that happens. We’re also in the process of expanding our staff and opening up a branch in Denver, so the content will not only look better, it will represent Colorado’s laid back libertarian outdoorsy attitude as well.
Please remain faithful to us in our brief absence. Do not stray towards any other aimless online filth holes while our back is turned. We will return shortly.
Sincerely,
F*Bomb
