The F*Bomb team was real conflicted about this one, folks. While we in no uncertain terms disapprove of “hip-hop” and/or “rapping,” believing that the art of poetic verse has been in steep decline since the death of Lord Byron, we are HUGE proponents of period sex.
Assuming that a couple contains at least one bio-female who is between puberty and menopause and not currently pregnant or on space age birth control, period sex is a monthly inevitability. Whether a couple prefers ordering red wings or sending the woman to the red tent is a matter of individual choice, but odds are you’re going to have to face the crimson tide sooner or later.
That’s why it absolutely boggles our minds how little “period sex” porn there is out there. Oh, it exists. Everything exists. But compared to other seemingly “normal” (but in reality bat-shit insane) porn categories, it’s not even on the radar.
Free porn aggregator LongestList has categories for Amputee, Backseat, Balloon, Big Nipples, Black Butt, Cleaner, Cucumber, Drooling, Golden Shower, Hairless, In The VIP, Lady Boy, Long Legged, Messy Facials, Old Young Father, Pizza Fuck, Pussy To Mouth, Sexy Sport, Trombone, Waitress, Yoga, Zipper and several hundred more, but none that reference menstruation in any way, despite the fact it’s a NORMAL BIOLOGICAL EVENT that happens to about 50% of the human race every month for most of their lives.
Anyways, while we hate “rapping music” as much as most porn lovers seem to despise “period sex,” Austin based pervert/musician MC Sex found a way to combine both of those reviled subjects into something that’s actually pretty awesome. This homemade video is an impressively violent montage of B-movie kill scenes that, when matched with the song’s equally graphic odes to feminine hygiene, will likely turn even the most tampon friendly stomach. And if the bloody images and lyrics don’t make you feel a little queasy, we suggest trying to eat something with the song’s titular “Mayonnaise and Ketchup” while watching. Ugh… yuck!
When not ruining perfectly good condiments or editing together amateur gore-porn, MC Sex apparently writes a Tumblr-blog about sex (yay!) featured in rap music songs (booooo!). Check-check-check it out, as the kids say, at http://mcsexraps.tumblr.com/
