Author Archives: Helen

More Skittles Please!

Posted on October 16, 2011 by Helen

Besides being a taaaaasty candy, skittles are a popular pervert treat. Here are a few examples.
Commercials so sexy they are banned in the USA:
Everyone knows marriage is dumb, but this commercial makes it looks fair to okay.

Here’s a sexy foot fetish (skittles fans also seem to love feet, but we’ll get to that later) [...]

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Doggie Door Oopsies–Burglary & Porn Edition

Posted on October 10, 2011 by Helen

The latest life-ruining result of a porn addiction.  F*Bomb readers/mostly writers, beware!!!
What else do people do in Minnesota?
Minnesota teen, Amanda Owens, burglarizes a home to feed her porn addiction.  Almost a perfect crime for her and these sometimes unsuccessful friends below:

p.s.  Generally, we at F*Bomb writes off i can haz cheezburger memes as the [...]

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Tittens is the best name for a blog EVER

Posted on August 31, 2011 by Helen

Raindrops on roses, whiskers on kittens on boobs…these are a few of my favorite things.
No, seriously, tittens is the most perfect blog name and topic in the entire world.

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Rape Jokes and Casual Chain Dining–Both Are in Poor Taste

Posted on June 6, 2011 by Helen

You know all those times when everyone has been like, “I would never go to Applebee’s when Chili’s has skillet queso, better menu art, etc…?”  It turns out we have been wrong all along.

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The purest milk available.

Posted on May 31, 2011 by Helen

Breast milk fetishes are gauche and passe now.  This is what’s up.
blonde gargles milk

“Cassidy offers a soothing milk consistently cool and fresh. There’s a trace of something on the verge of blossoming within her mouth that’s agreeably mellow. This is a rare time. Untouched, she is supple and attracts collectors seeking something [...]

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Wanna watch me polish my crystal?

Posted on May 28, 2011 by Helen

This is exactly what Houston is known for: New Age spirituality and mutual masturbation. This guy probably also wears magnetic bracelets that will extend his life span to 140 years.

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R.I.P. Astroworld

Posted on May 25, 2011 by Helen

This video is almost as heavenly as riding the rickety Cyclone on a hot summer day. She really XLR8s herself to a huge finish.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpCybNE5NX0&feature=player_embedded

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