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Manhood Camping: Not Gay and Bring a Crystal
Smokey wants YOU to put on this crystal and JO with him.
Remember this guy? Well, either he’s at it again or this manly JO crystal charging fad is sweeping the nation. This time however, they’re try to add a little fresh air into the manly, NOT GAY, masturbation mix. You should read the full ad [...]
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Wanna watch me polish my crystal?
This is exactly what Houston is known for: New Age spirituality and mutual masturbation. This guy probably also wears magnetic bracelets that will extend his life span to 140 years.
Posted in Quickie Tagged Alex Chiu, crystal, Houston, immortality, jack off, magent life extension 1 Comment