More Skittles Please!

Besides being a taaaaasty candy, skittles are a popular pervert treat. Here are a few examples.

Commercials so sexy they are banned in the USA:

Everyone knows marriage is dumb, but this commercial makes it looks fair to okay.

Here’s a sexy foot fetish (skittles fans also seem to love feet, but we’ll get to that later) one. It stars up and comer, David Neher, whom you might have seen recently on Community, The New Girl, AND Modern Family. Skittles commercials (spoofs) are the new Mickey Mouse Club.

You’ll see Skittles present in high art as well.  Kip Omolade, whose work has been featured in The World’s Greatest Erotic Art of Today and Heavy Metal Magazine, to name a few, created this oil and acrylic piece, entitled “Skittles.”

Porn star/model Pink Kandi shows off her feet drenched in skittles.

Urban Dictionary, which is where you should go if you’re ever doubting that today’s teenagers and tweeners are really very extra stupid or that the world should have ended before antibiotic-resistant strains of gonorrhea (big ruh-roh!) and Iphones, has plenty of entries showing the range of uses for Skittles and its euphemisms.

Skittles also make great props for pictures you take when you’re bored to post to Tumblr.

To conclude,  if you have a running prescription for Diflucan or don’t mind coating your genitals in natural yogurt, try introducing Skittles into your sex life.  Jerking it into a bag of candy never hurt anyone.