“Do Blow Up Dolls Dream of Inflatable Sheep?”
a
poem
by
F*BOMB
Do single men dream of solo women?
Do white supremacists dream of interracial action?
Do adolescent boys dream of mature milfs?
Do dirty old men dream of barely legal teens?
Do lonely bachelors dream of crowded gang bangs?
Do homophobic frat boys dream of lesbian girlfriends?
Do skinny geeks dream of big beautiful women?
Do men with tiny penises dream of huge hard cocks?
Do bored house wives dream of extremely helpful pool cleaners?
Do powerful men dream of stiletto heels and dominant women?
Do meek men dream of gagging blowjobs and humiliating dirty talk?
Do clothed females dream of naked men?
Do closeted husbands dream of chicks with excellent tits and big hard dicks?
Do anime fans dream of hentai tentacles?
Do intelligent women dream of well written erotica?
Do atheists dream of orgasmic women screaming “Oh my God?”
Do neglected dildos dream of slippery Fleshlights?
Do premature ejaculators dream of hardcore porn for hours on end?
Do pro-life activists dream of snuff porn tape loops?
Do animal rights activists dream of farm girls licking huge horse cocks?
Do radical feminists dream of rape-like assaults?
Do men injured as children dream of files hidden in folders that could destroy their careers?
Do black men dream of white women?
Do white men dream of powerful black men ravishing their white women?
Do rugged hairy gay men dream of beautifully plucked and trim twink teens?
Do Maxim subscribers dream of leaked celebrity sex tapes?
Do Republicans dream of the foulest, blackest, most abusive, degrading, shameful, retina searing, stomach churning, illegal porn ever produced?
You bet they do.
