This is a post about phone sex. Apparently, people actually call the numbers next to the cheesy ads in the back of gentleman’s magazines and phone sex really is a (semi-)legitimate business, not just a scam like in Punch Drunk Love. F*Bomb tried to call phone sex once and the conversation went pretty much as follows:
Her: Hello. Thank you for calling Raunch Chat. My name is Trisha. What can I do for you today?
F*Bomb: Umm, hey Trisha. How’s it going.
Trisha: Oh it’s good. I’m just lying here in my underwear, waiting for a sexy fellow like you to call.
F*Bomb: Cool, that sounds pretty nice. Umm… I.. uh, what’s the weather like there… I guess?
Trisha: Oh it’s nice. Real sunny. Great day to get into a sexy conversation. Anything in particular you wanted to talk about?
F*Bomb: Yeah, I was wondering if… if like, you could pretend to be a gun and tell me to fire you?
Trisha: Wait, you want me to what?
F*Bomb: Just pretend to be a gun. Like, describe yourself if you were a gun, and then tell me how bad you want me to put bullets in you and fire you and stuff.
Trisha: Uhhh, sure. Okay. Yeah, I’m a big sexy gun…
F*Bomb: No. Not like that. Not a sexy gun. A regular gun. Be specific.
Trisha: Well, what kind of gun do you want me to be?
F*Bomb: What? Are you kidding me? Just tell me what kind of gun you are? Hurry up. You’re charging by the minute, right?
Trisha: I don’t know that much about guns! I’ll do it but you gotta help me. And yes, we charge 4.95 a minute.
F*Bomb: Wait, holy fuck, you charge 4.95 a minute?
Trisha: Well, there’s a 23.45 connection fee and then it’s 4.95 a minute for the first two hours. After that it goes down to 4.85 for as long as you want to talk.
F*Bomb: What?!?! Oh my God, fuck this.
*click*
And we haven’t called back since.
But then just the other day, we found this amazing photo series on phone sex taken by Phillip Toledano. Normally, Mr. Toledano takes rad sexy photos of people with heavy plastic surgery or dudes with bodies made up of guns.
Yeah, that’s hot. We like that shit.
Anyways, for the phone sex series, Mr. Toledano talked to women (and a dude) who do phone sex for a living about their job and then took pictures of them. The series is amazing and you should check it out by clicking here or checking out the book’s official website at http://phonesexthebook.com. A few of our favorite photos and lines from the project are selected below.
A caller shot himself with me on the phone.
Imagine a catholic school girl getting de-virginized by her history teacher. “Oh, oh, Mr. Johnson, it’s so big! You’re gonna hurt me!”
I speak to younger women. I speak to older women. I speak both spanish and english. I have been thrown offers left and right.
