Ever since researching those pseudo-SFW yoga videos, the F*Bomb office has been obsessed with physical fitness and human elasticity. All the hippie hype surrounding yoga turned out to be true, it really does make you feel a whole heck of a lot better, especially when you suffer from the carpal tunnel/back pain/elbow soreness associated with running a blog that encourages chronic masturbation. But no matter how sexual “downward facing dog” might sound, it’s far from being an ideal sex position. Which got us thinking, “What could a real yoga master do if they were so inclined?”
Thankfully, porn had the answer.
First off, it turns out the most generically named porn site in existence, Amateur18.tv, is secretly a fetish site devoted to limber girls with high libidos. Their bountiful Youporn offerings, with thankfully more creative titles, filled us in on what sexual possibilities awaited those willing to stretch their physical limits. [What F*Bomb has in perverse creativity, we lack in competent web skills, which is why we couldn't figure out how to embed Youporn videos. If anyone knows how to do this, please send us an e-mail at [email protected]. In the meantime, apologies for the crappy thumbs and links.]
Kamasutra sex with a boneless contortionist
In our first video, we find a limber young lass eager to lure her boyfriend away from what appears to be a fairly engaging game of free cell. Contrary to what the title implies, she appears to have bones
Flexible moves: splits, behind the back leg lifts, back bend fucking
sex with a flexi snake girl
Wow, this video is eerily reminiscent of the time we turned the F*Bomb office into a make-shift harem and smoked opium out of a hookah. Like the previous video, this girl is sadly not actually a snake person, nor does she understand how to wear a blue curtain. The dude on the other hand, does rock a pretty stylish t-shirt.
Flexible moves: standing leg raise, kneeling blowjob, splits blowjob, super spread eagle cunnilingus, back bend blowjob, bouncing on a boner splits
amateur gymnast loves flexi contortion sex
Finally, some truth in advertising. This girl very well could be an amateur gymnast. But then again, according to the video’s info, her name is Duljeta, which suggests that she might actually be a former professional gymnast who is no longer of any use to her country now that she has been crippled by the debilitating stiffness that accompanies puberty.
Flexible moves: kneeling back bend blowjob, double leg bend blowjob, bouncing on a boner splits, super spread eagle fucking
sex with a boneless girl
What the fuck? When KFC sells your boneless wings, that’s what you get. But when porn promises a boneless girl, you can still clearly see that she has a skeletal structure supporting her lithe frame. Total bullshit.
Flexible moves: bridge bend cunnilingus, standing splits 69, a 96 (holy shit! so rad!), standing face sitting splits, super spread eagle fucking, back leg lift fucking, extended leg doggy style
Of course, boneless, ex-Soviet, snake girls aren’t the only ones good at doing the splits. Famed actor/kickboxer/sex symbol Jean Claude Van Damme finds a way to spread ‘em in almost every movie he’s in.
