Beyond The Wet Sneeze

In perhaps the most mind blowing column ever to be published in a college paper, this week’s F*Bomb in Print destroys the commonly held myths surrounding the limited nature of the male orgasm.  As much as we’d love to take the credit, all we really did was condense the advice Mantak Chia and Douglas Abrams gave in The Multi-Orgasmic Man and remove the junk about “sexual kung-fu” and energy manipulation. Not that we don’t believe in that sort of stuff (We do. F*Bomb’s spiritual beliefs include a complex bureaucracy of incompetent deities, prank loving multi-dimensional beings, and an updated version of Wilhelm Reich‘s “orgone energy” theorem) but we just wouldn’t want to put a loaded gun in the hands of a UT student.  Because, as Amazon commenter Elvin Darrion warns, “It is one thing to unleash the stored in you sexual energy BUT if you don’t know precisely how to direct it through your body, you can easily end up with serious psychosomatic problems and damage your nervous system!” Yikes. Let’s stick to the multiple orgasms and leave the condensed chi-blasts to the experts guys. As always, click the photo to read the article.

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