D&D Babes come in two nerd-alicious varieties. The first is simply babes who play D&D. D&D (or Dungeons and Dragons) is an awesome game and deserves way more respect than it gets. Morons who sit around in their boxers by themselves all day playing Halo 2 like to laugh at D&D aficionados and call them losers and nerds, but that’s ironic because in order to play D&D, you NEED friends. It’s a social game and requires imagination unlike Halo 2 or any of those other games where you wear a headset and get called a fag by 11 year olds in Nebraska. Contrary to popular belief, chicks play D&D too (because they have imaginations and good dice rolling skills) and some of them are even hot.
The Escapist has a web series called “I Hit It With My Ax” that, despite featuring hot alt-porn babes like Mandy Morbid, is super boring.
You’d think watching this girl play D&D would be interesting, but it isn’t. At all. The main problem is, you’re just watching a hand held camera film some friends hanging out. Yes, they are hot ladies, but they’re also fully clothed and just kind of… hanging out. They’re also chatting so much about dumb stuff you can’t even really follow what’s going on in the game.
A better web series would have a bunch of rad, serious D&D players getting down in some dungeons, fucking up some orgres and what not, and then they’d use the audio from their game to create dramatic re-enactments with porn stars playing the dark-elf barbarians and super hot fem-mages. This is a dark elf by the way.
Boom!
But okay, you’re probably wondering what the other type of D&D babe is, the type that makes them qualify as porn. Well, sometimes dudes that really like fantasy and D&D are also really awesome artists. And sometimes those dudes (or ladies) draw awesome pictures of their ideal, battle axe wielding, +2 perkiness tit having, take-no-shit lyger riding fantasy babes. Those are D&D babes. These are D&D babes!
Nice.
