There’s really not much we need to say about the following video other than it’s extremely fucking awesome and you should watch it right now. We’ve been hip to the practice of “pizza dares” for a while, but it wasn’t until we discovered this video montage that the importance of this meme really hit home. Pizza dares combine the three greatest things in the universe: female nudity, pranks, and pizza. Though they might seem like unusual, even disparate, elements, the three come together with miraculous synergy, much like how cheese, tomato sauce, and bread power up to make pizza so dick-kicking good.
Also, why we’re on the subject of awesome sexy videos about pizza, let’s watch these great T.C. Landos commercials! What would T.C. Lando do if he got pizza dared? We’re not really sure but something tells us he’d have noooooooooooooo problem!
