Get Turned On With Tonetta

Many of the songs are about sexual deviancy, Would you consider yourself a Sexual Deviant?

Tonetta: Yes I am.

As terrible as the Internet can be, there are days when the digital sun comes out and it truly feels like God is smiling through your broadband connection. Take Tonetta for example, the answer to that question the record industry doesn’t want answered, “What would music be like without a professional recording industry?” And just like what anyone who ever enjoyed Daniel Johnston or folk music has imagined, the answer is, “Super weird, really great, with a sound quality that isn’t as pristine as Steely Dan but who really cares about sound quality anyways?”

More precious than any endangered animal, Tonetta is a product of the vast sea of individuality that is humanity, the kind of product that normally gets lost among the cackle and squawk of regulated media. A fit, fiftyish man living in Toronto, Tonetta has supposedly been recording his perverse, lo-fi James Taylor ballads for over two decades, along with accompanying music videos. Since getting on Youtube two years ago, Tonetta has been busy unloading his sexy surplus of video gems onto the net, evading unjust censorship and garnering quite the cult following.

F*Bomb doesn’t want to explain Tonetta, only to salute him for existing and the Internet for allowing his existence to be known. Below are some of our favorite Tonetta videos showing off his unusual picadillos, impressive wardrobe (or lack there of), and his bold, confrontational, confident, and deliciously unique brand of sexuality.

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