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Melt Your Eyes To Save Your Mind
The Internet is pretty much what you would get if Jung’s “collective unconscious” and a pre-Giuliani Times Square had a baby, and then that baby oversaw a flea market where all the vendors were ex-con hoarders and Chinese media pirates. It’s a strange, surreal, seedy place and no matter how low you might go into [...]
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Yippie kay yay Mr. Falcon!
Despite the fact that we’re a blog, F*Bomb generally doesn’t care for the Internet. Aside from looking up movie times and playing Farmville, the world wide web is generally one big waste of cyberspace. We know, we know, everyone loves how free and plentiful porn is on the Internet, but trust us, it was way [...]
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Big in Japan
Japan is crazy. Maybe it’s a cultural side effect from the nuclear fault, maybe they were always this way and the rest of the world just didn’t know, either way, Japan is a weird, weird place. You know what else is a weird, weird place? The Internet. So it’s no wonder that when you combine [...]
The Erotic Implications of Erin Esurance
Here at F*Bomb, the only TV shows we watch are House (how is a doctor so rude so smart? It’s fascinating.) and Skinemax, so we’re not very familiar with this Erin Esurance character. Apparently, she’s the mascot for Esurance and she’s sort of like some money saving cartoon secret agent or something. We don’t get [...]
Internet Killed The Video Star
Music videos started off pretty cool. David Bowie walked around Mars in a mime outfit, Peter Gabriel was made out of clay, and everything was awesome. When the 90s showed up, directors discovered filters and shit got wack for a while but Beavis and Butthead were there to make fun of it so things were [...]
Talk Dirty To Me
Combining three of F*Bomb’s favorite things- sex, FREE, and performance art- Bedpost Confessions promises to be a great way to improve sexual literacy without having to go through the laborious task of reading (Ugh, doesn’t it just make your head hurt?). A bunch of ladies are going to say filthy things into a microphone at [...]
The Internet Is A Terrible Place (pt. 2)
Carnal Cartoons
Back in the day, comic books used to have letter sections in their back pages. People would write in to say how awesome or sucky they thought the new Wolverine costume was, while the more artistically talented fans would send in their own, painstakingly done drawings of the Silver Surfer high fiving Spiderman. While [...]
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Get Turned On With Tonetta
Many of the songs are about sexual deviancy, Would you consider yourself a Sexual Deviant?
Tonetta: Yes I am.
As terrible as the Internet can be, there are days when the digital sun comes out and it truly feels like God is smiling through your broadband connection. Take Tonetta for example, the answer to that question [...]
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Facial Friday
When I worked at a porn store in Portland one of my favorite pastimes, after dildo fights, was going through the “amateur porn” that wasn’t really amateur (more like girls who had only done a handful of videos at that point) to look for awkward facials. It wasn’t to get some sort of sexual thrill [...]
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The Internet Is A Terrible Place (pt. 1)
“I can has incest?”
Welcome to Web 2.0: a digital wonderland of human connection and peer to peer collaboration. Or at least that’s what rags like Wired want you to think. In reality, the Internet is just a place where lonely glue sniffers go to look up hentai rape porn and post their proudly photoshopped images [...]
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