The other day, VICE posted this amazing article about Bad-Dragon.com, a website that sells high-quality, adult toys for people that want to… well, fuck dragons and other imaginary beasts. VICE interviewed Varka, the founder of the company who started making dragon dildos when he was living in the dorms in Scotland, as well as a few of Bad Dragon’s customers to find out more about what sort of people dream of dragon boners. The article is absolutely fascinating and as interesting as Varka is, it was Alexas, the 19 year old “toonophiliac” and “fictosexual” who says she loves to double penetrate herself with big black dragon cocks until she passes out from all the orgasms, that really captured our interest.
Of course, as easy as it would be to make fun of people who cite Dragon Ball Z characters as their ideal lovers, we think Alexa is more pioneer than pervert. There are already mainstream porn companies offering “total interactive control” over porn stars like Sasha Grey, “I’ll do whatever you want” webcam services, and let’s not forget the infamous Real Dolls. As sexual entertainment becomes more controllable and immersible, it’s only a matter of time before the mainstream breaks out beyond the barriers of what’s “real.” Nerds who have affairs on World of Warcraft or jack off to anthropomorphic werewolf art are just paving the way for that sexual revolution. So while today ordering a fuck tentacle might make you a sexual outcast, in the world of tomorrow, not getting it on with fictitious entities with your virtual reality wired Fleshlight will be what people consider prude.
