There are many different kinds of pornography in the world, and with the Internet making them all instantly available, sorting through the endless tags and categories can get quite confusing. Thankfully, we here at F*Bomb have spent the last few months scanning an eye-searing volume of pornography, tracking trends and data patterns and working our asses off to compile this exhaustive guide. Over the next few weeks, while our paper-based sister F*Bomb in Print focuses on the academic and cultural importance of pornography, we’ll be presenting this alphabetical guide one sexy letter at a time, giving you the most specialized overview of niche porn the Internet has ever seen. Let’s get started.

A is Arm Wrestling

Fingers bang and hands give jobs, but only in arm wrestling do the two come together so well. Locking digits in an intricate web of flesh and bone, arm wrestling pits hand against hand in the hottest arm-oriented action available online. It’s just like double fisting, minus the vagina. Now some of you might be thinking, “Wait, is arm wrestling really porn?” And all F*Bomb has to say to that, if you can masturbate to it then it’s porn. And you can masturbate to arm wrestling videos. Trust us. The suspense, the struggle, the epic grunting noises… it’s some seriously hot stuff. And best of all, arm wrestling videos even fit into the same categories as porn. Check it out.

Retro

They’re even doing it in heels. How sexy is that?

Guy on Girl

Again, more sexy foreign language arm wrasslin’. Check out the top of the female body builder’s hair at the 30 second mark. She goes to the same stylist as the Predator

P.O.V.

Out of the 6,415 views this video has, how many of those guys put an arm on the table and pretended to wrestle her?

Celebrity

This is hot but supposedly there’s a bootleg tape circulating the arm wrestling fandom underground of Michelle Obama arm wrestling some hick in a South Carolina bar in 2005. If any of you come across a copy, let us know.

Lesbian

Someone should use a time machine to make a movie about these chicks going on a date with the Barbarian Brothers. And by movie, we mean arm wrestling porn film.

Gay

This is what gay sex is like. There is a lot of heavy breathing and grunting, no one has a shirt on, and someone is wearing a puka shell necklace.

Money Shot

Yeah, this is what everyone has been waiting to see, a bone break. Brundle Fly versus mouthy redneck is not only one of the greatest arm wrestling scenes in cinema history, it’s also way less gross than watching the other Youtube videos where idiots actually break their arms.