Boobs, also known as breasts or “tittaaaaaays,” are flabby piles of collagen, fat, and modified sudoriferous glands (sweat glands) that produce milk. For some reason, porn is really into them. We’ve never really understood why. Like, if you’re into lactation then sure, go right ahead and check out some milky boob porn but for all the other straight dudes and breast-obsessed lesbians, what’s the big appeal? Boobs don’t generally make themselves useful until about 9 months after sex even occurs. So on the subject of boobs, F*Bomb stands firmly with the gays, saying, “We don’t get it. What’s the big deal? Why do you need them to be so big?”
To see what boobs really look like, check out the awesome Normal Breast Gallery, some website someone put together to make girls not feel shitty about having giant areolas or different sized boobs. But then if those boobs are “normal,” what are the boobs that people want to see and masturbate to? Abnormal? Because if that’s the case, then maybe we understand why big boobs are supposedly sexy. It’s like how abnormally large feet are sexy? Right? No!? Ugh, never mind. It seems that F*Bomb is just like an adult trying to understand Applejacks, we’re just never going to get it. So fuck it, here’s some boobs.
