When George Orwell famously said, “If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face- forever,” he actually wasn’t referring to the inevitable end result of self-afflicted human oppression. No, he was talking about gifs.
Gifs, those animated images folks love to pass around of puppies, people falling and pornstars, are set to become the Tweet of the visual world. If a picture is worth a thousand words, but we only care about 140 characters, then that’s a lot of wasted information. Who wants to watch a monotonous 3 minute Youporn clip when a gif provides endlessly looping masturbation material culled from the best the Internet has to offer?
As more and more people start jacking off to iPhone, rather than Internet, porn, the gif will achieve dominance over all sexually explicit media, reducing pornography to little more than repetitive deep throats and undulating breasts. Is that a bad thing? Not at all. Throw some furries and Fleshlights into the mix and you’re staring into the face of tomorrow’s sexuality, while a boot stamps on it- forever, of course.
Being the forward thinking sex cult blog that we are, F*Bomb has decided to fully embrace gifs and get on the bandwagon before it’s blown out. And while there will always be better gifs out there, here’s some good ones to get us started.
BOOBS
BUTTS
BUSH
BLOW JOBS
DICKS
ACCIDENTS
more!
A little something for the gif lover who wants everything…
http://tmv.proto.jp/#!/fuckmaker
When F*Bomb’s IPO finally goes through, we’re going to get digital wallpaper for the office that looks just like that.