Tag Archives: boobs

The Gif of the Magi

When George Orwell famously said, “If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face- forever,” he actually wasn’t referring to the inevitable end result of self-afflicted human oppression. No, he was talking about gifs.
Gifs, those animated images folks love to pass around of puppies, people falling and pornstars, [...]

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B Is For Boobage

Boobs, also known as breasts or “tittaaaaaays,” are flabby piles of collagen, fat, and modified sudoriferous glands (sweat glands) that produce milk. For some reason, porn is really into them. We’ve never really understood why. Like, if you’re into lactation then sure, go right ahead and check out some milky boob porn but for all [...]

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F*Bomb: A Cupcake Sell Out Blog

According to a hastily done informal survey conducted by F*Bomb, the most popular blogs on the Internet are about cupcakes. That’s bullshit. Isn’t sex supposed to be the driving force behind the world wide web? Why would anyone want to read about cupcakes? Cupcakes, quite frankly, suck. Everyone knows pie is superior to cake and [...]

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