From wild bachelorette parties to one-on-one rendezvouses with professional strippers, Sugar Weasel has a pretty interesting career for a clown. In part two of our interview with the man who lives up to the promise of his over sized shoes (see photo below), we delve deep into what life is like when you’re living off a sexually explicit clown act and find out about all the escorts, non-sexual garden parties, and well hung Dorrito chips you would expect in this business.
F*Bomb: What’s the difference between the people who hire you for a laugh and the people who do it because it turns them on?
Sugar Weasel: I’ll preface that by saying, I’m hung like a clown. I’m not gauging your sexuality or making any judgement calls, but a man that’s well hung and relatively fit, I don’t care what you do, I could have a clown head on or I could dress myself like the world’s sexiest Dorrito chip, so long as my penis hung out women were going to find it attractive. Dear lord, look at Ron Jeremy. That guy made a career, he’s a fucking troll. I’m a cut above that certainly.
But really what generally happens is alcohol, being the social lubricant that it is, tends to loosen people up. They’re initially a little taken aback because it’s a ghastly character, man. I’m not your typical birthday party clown. But once they find their comfort level and they can actually start to see a human being behind the make up — because at first you can’t. All you can see is just, “Holy shit!” — once they start to take a look at the person behind the character a little bit, that’s when it becomes sensual or sexual in nature. And I have limits as to how far I’ll take things. It clearly says on the website, this is not an offer for prostitution. It’s an adult based clown show. Well, I have clients that I worked with now for some time and most people understand that this is entertainment. And hey, if I like the gal, then what happens afterwards, well, that’s between two consenting adults.
F*Bomb: Have you collected some regular clients with this particular fetish?
Sugar Weasel: Oh yeah. Trust me, the economy affects everyone and in my case, I can be rather expensive depending on what you want the show to entail. So, I certainly felt it a little bit but I do have regulars. I’ve had to tell clients, “I can no longer see you,” because they’ve gotten so stalkerish and so obsessive, I can’t imagine what Elvis Aaron Presley went through. I know me personally, yeah, there’s clients I’ve had to turn down because they’re just too obsessed with the character. And then I have regulars that just realize, “This is fun as shit, man.” They invite me to their garden parties or their cookouts, you’d be surprised how many invites I get. And it’s not always to be naughty. Some times they just want the colorful character. It certainly livens up any hum-drum party when you’ve got a clown, or better still a naked clown, running around mixing drinks.
F*Bomb: Do you have clients that want something like the “girlfriend experience” female escorts provide? They want to take you out on that town before taking you back to the room?
Sugar Weasel: Yes, in fact, I’ve had a lot of that. It’s interesting you bring up the female escorts. A large number of my clients are female escorts from other cities, they fly me to wherever, Chicago, various destinations, or they come into Austin and I guess it’s the idea of being with a professional and one that has a light hearted approach at it. So I have female escorts, certainly a lot of female strippers that are clients. It’s kind of interesting that in that circle, if you will, in that particular world, they’ve become some of my best clients. They’re very open minded, liberal, they know there’s no bullshit about it. And they have the money to be completely honest.
F*Bomb: It says on your website that you do clown dominating women, women dominating clown. How kinky do your tricks get?
Sugar Weasel: Oh shit. Probably 60% of my business is women who want some kind of… my God, maybe even more than that. It’s all kind of kink really when you think about it. Not too many people hire a naked clown unless they have some kind of sick fetish. And it’s not always a clown fetish. Maybe it’s a shoe fetish. Dear god, I had one person who just liked my big feet. There’s plenty kink to go around, in answer to your query.
F*Bomb: Do the women want to dominate you or be dominated?
Sugar Weasel: I’m not much of a switch to be completely honest. I’m a dominant personality. That’s just my nature. However, when you’re paying me three hundred to twelve hundred dollars an hour, you can put a ball gag in and spank my ass as long as you’ve paid. It just depends. I hate being tied up. I don’t like it. It makes me uncomfortable. I feel like they’re going to hold me for ransom and call my dad.
F*Bomb: What sex advice can you give our readers?
Sugar Weasel: Put a condom on.
