Golf is a sexual game. You’ve got phallic objects, balls, and holes that you’re trying to get stuff into. It shouldn’t have surprised anyone that Tiger Woods was good at hitting holes away from the green as well. But despite the fact that “sexy golf” yields a ton of results on Google Image Search (this is a sport popular with middle aged white men after all), we’d never really seen the connection made that literally before. Until we found this gif.
Jesus, don’t you just want to sip on an Arnold Palmer and watch that for hours? No? Yeah, we don’t really want to either. But we did go ahead and hunt down the video that this came from. In recent years- probably due to combination of a global economic recession, amateur porn, and Internet piracy- the porn industry has become very, very confusing. We get that they’re just trying to make their product stand out in a glutted market but, c’mon, is anal mini-golf a real fetish or just weird for the sake of weird? And why is there so much of it?
Here’s the video that putt-to-the-butt gif came from.
Here’s more golf ball butt antics.
And don’t worry, golf balls fit into more than just buttholes.
That’s 3 golf porn videos and we aren’t even showing you the dozens of more typical ones of people just banging on golf courses! Wow, we were seriously so blown away by this discovery we didn’t even make a single “penalty stroke” joke in this post. Why don’t they make porn themed around other things middle aged white dudes like? CNN: A XXX Parody would probably be a goldmine.
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