Mediocre Match Maker

For this week’s F*Bomb in Print, we tried to talk to college students about the popular dating site OKCupid. Then we realized that college kids are too busy getting puked on at frat parties or felt up in the dorm while their roommate studies to use a website to find action. So we talked to two rad, later-20s Austinites instead who confirmed that yes, OKCupid is a website that can get you sex.

Then for this post, we were going to throw in a few tips on how to maximize your success on the site. But then we realized that would fuck up the site’s Darwinian ecosystem and the web is better off with the idiots not knowing how to look like non-idiots. So if you’re a dude, keep posting pictures that you took in the bathroom by yourself with your shirt off. Girls, please write more about how you generically like running, the outdoors, music, movies, breathing air, food, and The Beatles. It’s thrilling. As always, click pic, read column.

Click on whoever you think is the bigger fan of “movies” and “going out for food.”