Girly Gushers

You better lay down a towel because this week’s F*Bomb in Print is about one slippery subject: squirting. Yup, we explained the basics of gushing girl-gasms for the UT student body and hopefully set the eager beavers off on the path to the great orgasmic ocean. If you notice pools of fluid accumulating underneath dorm doorways, we’ll take credit for that. Click the pic to get wet.

Click whoever you think is getting wetter to read the column.

And, because this is a porn blog and squirting is epic, here are a bunch of videos of sexy French femme Astrée experiencing “la mort peu humide.” Skip ahead to the marked times if you only want to see the water works and don’t care to sit through insanely hot French porn.

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Big ups to John B. Root’s Explicite-Art for the super soakin sexy videos.