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F*Bomb in Print: Doin’ It In The Dorms
Recently released from the harsh yolk of parental supervision, freshmen enter the dorms ready to embrace all the freedom that adulthood entails. Unfortunately, instead of centers of responsible decision-making, dorms tend to be post-adolescent penal colonies ruled by bitter RAs, where alcohol abuse, Adderall-fueled all-nighters, and sexual experimentation are [...]
F*Bomb in Print: Sex Sells
It’s 3:15AM and your typical West Campus rager is winding down. Empty kegs float sadly in their icy bathtubs while those seeking late-night nourishment have already left on a quest for Kerbey Queso. An intoxicated couple who only met a few hours prior are making out on the couch, trying to decide their next step. [...]
F*Bomb Interviews Violet Blue
School just started and that means F*Bomb in Print has returned, ready to dispense sexual wisdom and erotic facts to unprepared college students for yet another semester. F*Bomb can be seen each week in UWeekly, available at any UT or ACC campus in Austin, online at UWeeklyAustin.com, and is now available in full on this [...]
How Many Licks?
Without even meaning too, we might have accidentally written our dirtiest F*Bomb in Print ever. But hey, it’s not our fault everyone is so squeamish about butt hole licking. And seriously, if you haven’t tried it, you really ought to. Just take a shower first and it’s no big deal. “Live a little, lick a [...]
Girly Gushers
You better lay down a towel because this week’s F*Bomb in Print is about one slippery subject: squirting. Yup, we explained the basics of gushing girl-gasms for the UT student body and hopefully set the eager beavers off on the path to the great orgasmic ocean. If you notice pools of fluid accumulating underneath dorm [...]
Beyond The Wet Sneeze
In perhaps the most mind blowing column ever to be published in a college paper, this week’s F*Bomb in Print destroys the commonly held myths surrounding the limited nature of the male orgasm. As much as we’d love to take the credit, all we really did was condense the advice Mantak Chia and Douglas Abrams [...]
Trying To Fuck Lady Luck
As if Chatroulette didn’t have enough bored dudes in dorm rooms desperately looking for chicks already, this week’s F*Bomb in Print opens the floodgates and strongly encourages UT’s student body to start making better use of their webcams than Skyping with the friends they made while studying abroad. Though the site does have a disproportionate [...]
Hit Me Baby One More Time
Alright! It’s an F*Bomb in Print back-to-back double post. How exciting! This second installment let UT’s student body know that it’s okay to hit girls… if they ask for it. Not if they were “asking for it” mind you, but literally asked, using words and effective communication. Rough sex is a thorny issue in the [...]
Coitus Interferus
After a long winter break spent fucking Polish ski bunnies in the Swiss alps, F*Bomb in Print is back! We’ll be dishing out advice, opinions, and information to sexually confused students all semester long in the pages of UWeekly, aka the campus paper that’s more fun than the Daily Texan and less rapey than Study [...]
“my darkest heterosexual secrets…”
When you’re a writer, good feedback is often hard to come by. Reading is a private, solitary thing and so even if tons of people are reading your stuff, very few of them are going to say anything to you about it. Even fewer will say something beyond, “Yeah, that was pretty good.” So here [...]