Potty Mouth

“Guess what? The only person that talks to you is the piss coming out of my dick.”

Here are a couple of irrefutable facts about film.
1.) Short films are generally terrible. Sometimes you see a good one, but if you watch a shorts program at a film festival, the overall trend will lean heavily towards terrible.
2.) Gay and lesbian cinema is terrible. That’s not homophobic, it’s just an accurate critical statement. Watch a made-for-TV movie on Logo if you don’t believe us.
However, bucking both of those scientifically proven statements is this short film, entitled “Piss,” by Bette Bentley. Since it played at the Miami Short Film Festival, Austin Gay and Lesbian Film Festival and Cinekink Film Festival, it is undeniably a short film and could be said to have gay and lesbian cred (despite being about a heterosexual couple). Yet, it is not terrible. In fact, it’s the opposite of terrible. It’s super fucking awesome. It’s funny, about pee, and absolutely nails the problem of modern, enlightened, sex positive, pro-feminist coupling… namely that empowered feminist chicks (often) want their boyfriends to degrade and abuse them sexually. Watch this, and then pee on someone you love.