This Wednesday, F*Bomb will be leaving the comfy, cum-soaked confines of our subterranean blog-quarters to venture out into the real world for a rare live action performance. Fellow perverts/Word Press enthusiasts Bedpost Confessions invited us to speak at their excellent literary erotic spoken word series and we said yes because who would say no to a cabal of attractive lady bloggers? Not F*Bomb, that’s for damn sure.
So if you live anywhere near the Austin area, please come out on Wednesday night to hear a live reading of F*Bomb’s newest salacious, salvatious sex story. Here are the event details, the Bedpost Confession flyer, and some more info on the piece we’ll be performing after the jump.
WHO: F*Bomb motherfucker!
WHAT: Reading a dirty ass story w/ some erotic performance art accompaniment
WHEN: Wednesday December 15 8PM-10PM
WHERE:(Right next to Spider House) at
US Art Authority
2906 Fruth Street
Austin, TX 78705
WHY: ????
Even though we already know you’re going to come, if just to see how horrible and disfigured we are in person (the answer is very. Think Rocky Dennis, Eric Stoltz’s character from the movie Mask), here is a little info about the piece we’ll be performing to sweeten the deal. Of course, we’re very anti-spoiler here at F*Bomb so, as not to ruin any surprises, the following is a pictographic summary of what will be a spoken word performance. See you there.
Okay so someone that looks like this will be standing on a stage. He/she/it will be reading aloud about…
Camaros…
Mall security…
Pepperoni pizza…
Awesome boobs…
Nacho Cheese Gorditas…
Hand jobs…
and Dairy Queen Blizzards.
Needless to say, it’s going to be awesome.
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Yours was the hottest piece read all night! Loved it, and glad to know where to catch you in between shows!
FB (martha stewart, dr phil and oprah threeway comrade in cognitively dissonant boner squashing)
Thanks! It’s good to know that there are other people out there who find the idea of rubbing burger patties on breasts to be erotically stimulating.
I haven’t exactly been invited back (even after expressing interest) after my reading, but I did carry this gem in my purse the other night in the event there was an erotic emergency and they needed some smut stat. Some Wal Mart erotica. Thought I’d share it.
Incidentally, the job I had during my time at UT was a weekend security guard job where I could study. I’ve only gotten a part time job in my field so far, so I’m still doing it.
It’s where I write my best smut, and your fast food piece was inspiring, so I’m getting geared up over here….
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