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Fast Food Nation
This Wednesday, F*Bomb will be leaving the comfy, cum-soaked confines of our subterranean blog-quarters to venture out into the real world for a rare live action performance. Fellow perverts/Word Press enthusiasts Bedpost Confessions invited us to speak at their excellent literary erotic spoken word series and we said yes because who would say no to [...]
Big in Japan
Japan is crazy. Maybe it’s a cultural side effect from the nuclear fault, maybe they were always this way and the rest of the world just didn’t know, either way, Japan is a weird, weird place. You know what else is a weird, weird place? The Internet. So it’s no wonder that when you combine [...]
The Genesis of Pandrogyny
When most people decide to abandon traditional gender roles, they strike out on their own, off into the unknown. Societies like nice, tight little well defined boxes (but who doesn’t like a tight, well defined box, right?) and when an individual decides to identify as something other than heads or tails, that generally means they’re [...]
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The Whores of Halloween
Happy Halloween!
Tomorrow is Halloween, which means that streets and bars all across the country will once again be flooded by adolescents, and emotionally stunted adults, prancing about in costume. F*Bomb isn’t some kind of pumpkin smashing grinch, but at this point, we think Halloween has lost its way. This once noble holiday of malevolent pranks [...]
Posted in Feature, Photo Tagged breeders are gross, death, Eww... animals, hell bent for leather, rub it with a rubber on Leave a comment
Tired of Sex
Abstinence is like communism: It sounds great in theory, but when you try to put it into practice, the weak-willed nature of humanity ruins everything. Lust is a powerful force and telling kids to “just say no” to sex is about as effective as telling obese people to “just eat healthy and exercise.” If we [...]
The Mustaches of Le Petite Mort
Boogers – The Devil (revisited by lojeanz)
That does it. I’m bringing back the stache.
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F*Bomb In Print
Safe(r) Sex
“Anyone who refuses to use condoms or get tested, yet swears they’re clean, is lying – and almost certainly has Super AIDS.”
(click dental dam to read column)
Posted in Print Tagged blowjays, breeders are gross, butt fucking quitter, oral roberts, rub it with a rubber on, sex tips Leave a comment
Fake it Till You Make It
As anyone with a slutty friend who loves to post sex article links on Facebook has already heard, the National Survey of Sexual Health and Behavior just dropped a steaming hot knowledge bomb on the American people. The largest sex survey since 1994, the NSSHB has a lot of cool stuff to say about secret [...]
Posted in Editorial Tagged breeders are gross, F*Bomb guide, masturbation sensation, nothing compares 2 u, orgasm addict, sex tips 3 Comments
Boner Academy
Attention dudes who make those Van Wilder and American Pie straight to DVD sequels:
F*Bomb has got a treat for you! Below you’ll find the “totally copyrighted so don’t try to steal it” treatment for F*Bomb’s proposed college and boobs film franchise, Boner Academy. This is just a sneak peak but if you like it, feel [...]
Facial Friday
When I worked at a porn store in Portland one of my favorite pastimes, after dildo fights, was going through the “amateur porn” that wasn’t really amateur (more like girls who had only done a handful of videos at that point) to look for awkward facials. It wasn’t to get some sort of sexual thrill [...]
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