Click the photo unless you’re a Grinch with cold black genitals three sizes too small.
Also, while we’re on the subject of subverting Christmas spirit for our own sexual delights, Austin Santa Rampage is NEXT weekend. For those not in the know, Santa Rampage (also called Santacon, Santarchy, and Fuck You Christmas!) is a high spirited, Santa-themed drunken bar crawl through the streets of Austin. For adults who don’t like shopping and hate Jesus, Christmas is normally a pretty shitty time of the year. That’s why it’s nice to escape the cacophony of awful holiday music and thinly veiled commercialism by taking to the bars with several hundred like dressed alcoholics. The bars they visit tend to suck, but like SXSW, it’s a great way to see places in Austin you would never otherwise set foot in. Also, 400 Santas in an unsuspecting bar is total chaos, so it’s pretty easy to sneak in a bottle of schnapps and get your Christmas cheer on the cheap.
Click the marching Santas to visit the Facebook event or check out their shoddy website http://hatehappy.com/ for more info.
