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Pimpin All Over The World
For whatever reason, RedTube just released this snazzy graphic summary of porn laws from around the world. Normally, Redtube just hosts video clips with titles like “Best Friends Getting Horny” and “Interracial Exercices for Horny Students” (sic), but today, they seem to have gotten bored with pirated pornography and made their first foray into the [...]
XXXMas Gift Guide
Ho ho ho loyal readers. This week on F*Bomb In Print, we convince the UWeekly art department to print a color photo of dildos and a Predator mask in a giant stocking! Hopefully our message resonates with the UT readers and by spring semester, boyfriends are bent over with their butts plugged all across campus. [...]
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F*Bomb In Print
Safe(r) Sex
“Anyone who refuses to use condoms or get tested, yet swears they’re clean, is lying – and almost certainly has Super AIDS.”
(click dental dam to read column)
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Shit My Roommate Says
This is F*Bomb’s future designer Orin. We decided that since he’s a real dude and says funnier shit than that bullshit Twitter hoax about the guy’s dad who is now Capt. Kirk or something, he should get his own F*Bomb blog post. He already has his own blog but you’re not really a web celeb [...]
Gay Dracula
It was a sultry Transylvannian night and Gay Dracula was just getting out of his velour coffin. “Man, I am man-horny,” Gay Dracula thought to himself, “I wonder what Bi-Sexual Frankenstein is doing.” Bi-Frankie (that’s what GD called him) wasn’t doing anything and so the two of them decided to hit the clubs, looking for [...]
Are you an aquaphile?
It’s happened to all of us. Maybe you were changing into an already wet swimsuit when the damp inner-netting brushed your thigh, giving you an erection so killer you lost your balance. Maybe you were giving an underwater blowjob when suddenly you realized, “Hey, I know I’m underwater and everything but I am really really [...]
(Un)Comfortably Numb
You ever sit in a weird position and then, when you try and get up, you get that pins and needles feeling? Isn’t that feeling hot? Doesn’t it turn you on? I know that when I come home from the dentist with a jaw full of novocaine, slurring and drooling like wet brained alcoholic, the [...]
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