America is the 7th best country in the world for one reason: our deep seated love of freedom. Not only do we support the right to bear arms, but we support the right of bare arms to boot. Add the two together and you get something that’s more utterly American than Uncle Sam fucking an apple pie and an illegal secret war rolled into one. You get hot girls, shooting guns. Pure American perfection.
Though this video has been dubbed, copied, and passed around at gun shows and militia meetings for over a decade, it’s only recently that the culture crate diggers Found Footage Film Festival loaded it up onto the Internet for everyone else to enjoy. We originally hoped to post this lil doozie on the 4th of July, but our stupid website was down and we were too busy hosting an X-rated hot dog eating contest (pretty much like a regular hot dog eating contest except that points are subtracted for chewing) to bother with it. But here it is now, just as perfect and patriotic as it would have been a month ago. Enjoy and then please donate to our Kickstarter page (as soon as we make it) for our proposed “Twinks and Katanas” sequel.
