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Pimpin All Over The World
For whatever reason, RedTube just released this snazzy graphic summary of porn laws from around the world. Normally, Redtube just hosts video clips with titles like “Best Friends Getting Horny” and “Interracial Exercices for Horny Students” (sic), but today, they seem to have gotten bored with pirated pornography and made their first foray into the [...]
Black on White
Most pornography connoisseurs generally agree that the industry first started to go downhill with the introduction of video. Once expensive (and gorgeous) film stock was no longer needed to make a dirty movie, suddenly everyone with a camcorder and access to naked coke heads was calling themselves a pornographer. Story and budget went out the [...]
Reading Is Sexy
In an ideal world, people would learn about sex in the same place they learn about everything else: the classroom. Parents would lay down the basics of the birds and the bees and then, since no one wants to have an in-depth conversation about fingering with their dad, teachers would cover the rest in a [...]
F*Bomb In Print
Safe(r) Sex
“Anyone who refuses to use condoms or get tested, yet swears they’re clean, is lying – and almost certainly has Super AIDS.”
(click dental dam to read column)
Posted in Print Tagged blowjays, breeders are gross, butt fucking quitter, oral roberts, rub it with a rubber on, sex tips Leave a comment
Shit My Roommate Says
This is F*Bomb’s future designer Orin. We decided that since he’s a real dude and says funnier shit than that bullshit Twitter hoax about the guy’s dad who is now Capt. Kirk or something, he should get his own F*Bomb blog post. He already has his own blog but you’re not really a web celeb [...]
Gay Dracula
It was a sultry Transylvannian night and Gay Dracula was just getting out of his velour coffin. “Man, I am man-horny,” Gay Dracula thought to himself, “I wonder what Bi-Sexual Frankenstein is doing.” Bi-Frankie (that’s what GD called him) wasn’t doing anything and so the two of them decided to hit the clubs, looking for [...]
Are you an aquaphile?
It’s happened to all of us. Maybe you were changing into an already wet swimsuit when the damp inner-netting brushed your thigh, giving you an erection so killer you lost your balance. Maybe you were giving an underwater blowjob when suddenly you realized, “Hey, I know I’m underwater and everything but I am really really [...]
The Internet Is A Terrible Place (pt. 2)
Carnal Cartoons
Back in the day, comic books used to have letter sections in their back pages. People would write in to say how awesome or sucky they thought the new Wolverine costume was, while the more artistically talented fans would send in their own, painstakingly done drawings of the Silver Surfer high fiving Spiderman. While [...]
Posted in Feature, Photo Tagged blowjays, close your eyes, cowsluts, Eww... animals, internet, oh bondage up yours, oral roberts, spiderman!, why does porn like this? 3 Comments
Facial Friday
When I worked at a porn store in Portland one of my favorite pastimes, after dildo fights, was going through the “amateur porn” that wasn’t really amateur (more like girls who had only done a handful of videos at that point) to look for awkward facials. It wasn’t to get some sort of sexual thrill [...]
Posted in Quickie, Video Tagged blowjays, breeders are gross, fuck you, internet, oral roberts, why does porn like this? Leave a comment
Skate or Bi
Is skateboarding totally gay or will it get you laid by a lady? Let’s find out!
Skater Bois
Board Babes
In conclusion, despite the fact that there are a handful of ladies out there who can thrash hard, most girls look pretty clueless and useless holding a skateboard. Boys on the other hand, even when they’re obviously gay [...]
