-
Subscribe to F*Bomb
Tag Archives: Eww… animals
Pimpin All Over The World
For whatever reason, RedTube just released this snazzy graphic summary of porn laws from around the world. Normally, Redtube just hosts video clips with titles like “Best Friends Getting Horny” and “Interracial Exercices for Horny Students” (sic), but today, they seem to have gotten bored with pirated pornography and made their first foray into the [...]
Yippie kay yay Mr. Falcon!
Despite the fact that we’re a blog, F*Bomb generally doesn’t care for the Internet. Aside from looking up movie times and playing Farmville, the world wide web is generally one big waste of cyberspace. We know, we know, everyone loves how free and plentiful porn is on the Internet, but trust us, it was way [...]
Posted in Feature, Photo Tagged birds on the brain, Eww... animals, internet, nuts!, oh bondage up yours Leave a comment
Big in Japan
Japan is crazy. Maybe it’s a cultural side effect from the nuclear fault, maybe they were always this way and the rest of the world just didn’t know, either way, Japan is a weird, weird place. You know what else is a weird, weird place? The Internet. So it’s no wonder that when you combine [...]
The Erotic Implications of Erin Esurance
Here at F*Bomb, the only TV shows we watch are House (how is a doctor so rude so smart? It’s fascinating.) and Skinemax, so we’re not very familiar with this Erin Esurance character. Apparently, she’s the mascot for Esurance and she’s sort of like some money saving cartoon secret agent or something. We don’t get [...]
The Whores of Halloween
Happy Halloween!
Tomorrow is Halloween, which means that streets and bars all across the country will once again be flooded by adolescents, and emotionally stunted adults, prancing about in costume. F*Bomb isn’t some kind of pumpkin smashing grinch, but at this point, we think Halloween has lost its way. This once noble holiday of malevolent pranks [...]
Posted in Feature, Photo Tagged breeders are gross, death, Eww... animals, hell bent for leather, rub it with a rubber on Leave a comment
Cheetah Lady vs Tiger Woman
Check out this cheetah lady (on the left. The other one is obviously a tiger woman)! Money Talks is this porno site that’s a cross between Jackass and Bang Bus where they pay dudes to kick each other in the nuts, get ladies on the street to flash boobs, and then end the videos with [...]
Posted in Feature, Photo Tagged Eww... animals, leopard print is awesome, leopard print is trashy, pussy control Leave a comment
Tiger, Tiger, Burning Bright
Okay, no beastie, but how fucking hot is Tigerman? “With manlike cunning… with beastial fury… he stalks the night!” He stalks the motherfucking night! That is soooo hot! We thought cheetah ladies were the be-all end-all of human/feline hybrids, but obviously, we were wrong. If anyone can find a video of a cheetah lady getting [...]
Shit My Roommate Says
This is F*Bomb’s future designer Orin. We decided that since he’s a real dude and says funnier shit than that bullshit Twitter hoax about the guy’s dad who is now Capt. Kirk or something, he should get his own F*Bomb blog post. He already has his own blog but you’re not really a web celeb [...]
The Internet Is A Terrible Place (pt. 2)
Carnal Cartoons
Back in the day, comic books used to have letter sections in their back pages. People would write in to say how awesome or sucky they thought the new Wolverine costume was, while the more artistically talented fans would send in their own, painstakingly done drawings of the Silver Surfer high fiving Spiderman. While [...]
Posted in Feature, Photo Tagged blowjays, close your eyes, cowsluts, Eww... animals, internet, oh bondage up yours, oral roberts, spiderman!, why does porn like this? 3 Comments
Not Quite Catwoman
Unlike cougars (who are just middle aged women suffering from the delusion that they “still got it”) and cat ladies (who are elderly women suffering from delusions who don’t got anything expect an apartment that smells like cat shit and death) cheetah ladies are fucking awesome. The perfect mix of feminine and feline, cheetah ladies [...]
Posted in Feature, Photo, Video Tagged cheetah ladies, Eww... animals, leopard print is awesome, leopard print is trashy Leave a comment
