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Yippie kay yay Mr. Falcon!
Despite the fact that we’re a blog, F*Bomb generally doesn’t care for the Internet. Aside from looking up movie times and playing Farmville, the world wide web is generally one big waste of cyberspace. We know, we know, everyone loves how free and plentiful porn is on the Internet, but trust us, it was way [...]
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Big in Japan
Japan is crazy. Maybe it’s a cultural side effect from the nuclear fault, maybe they were always this way and the rest of the world just didn’t know, either way, Japan is a weird, weird place. You know what else is a weird, weird place? The Internet. So it’s no wonder that when you combine [...]
The Erotic Implications of Erin Esurance
Here at F*Bomb, the only TV shows we watch are House (how is a doctor so rude so smart? It’s fascinating.) and Skinemax, so we’re not very familiar with this Erin Esurance character. Apparently, she’s the mascot for Esurance and she’s sort of like some money saving cartoon secret agent or something. We don’t get [...]
All Tied Up
F*Bomb attended Austin’s bondage convention, Octroper two weekends ago. I learned some knots, tied up some half naked people, and was blown away by BossBondage’s class on sadism. However, rather than scare college students away from kink by going on and on about extreme rope torture, I wrote a column about how friendly and awesome [...]
Tired of Sex
Abstinence is like communism: It sounds great in theory, but when you try to put it into practice, the weak-willed nature of humanity ruins everything. Lust is a powerful force and telling kids to “just say no” to sex is about as effective as telling obese people to “just eat healthy and exercise.” If we [...]
Reading Is Sexy
In an ideal world, people would learn about sex in the same place they learn about everything else: the classroom. Parents would lay down the basics of the birds and the bees and then, since no one wants to have an in-depth conversation about fingering with their dad, teachers would cover the rest in a [...]
Spray Paint the Walls
Anyone who has ever set foot in a public restroom has encountered some form of sexually explicit graffiti. Phone numbers, dirty limericks, crudely drawn phalli- they’re unavoidable. The Youtube comment section for the pre-digital era, bathroom stall walls have given voice to the foulest of dialogues, allowing anonymous strangers to debate the merits of Sarah [...]
The Internet Is A Terrible Place (pt. 2)
Carnal Cartoons
Back in the day, comic books used to have letter sections in their back pages. People would write in to say how awesome or sucky they thought the new Wolverine costume was, while the more artistically talented fans would send in their own, painstakingly done drawings of the Silver Surfer high fiving Spiderman. While [...]
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Bondage on a Budget
Alright, it’s the 21st fucking century and everyone is bored. Anal is so nineties and blowjobs don’t even raise an eyebrow. Perverts first started getting worried that mainstream society was going to lift the rock they were hiding under when Madonna released her S&M flavored coffee table book SEX. Decent, god-fearing sex maniacs feared that [...]
Posted in Guide Tagged close your eyes, F*Bomb guide, frat daddies, hell bent for leather, madonna is a whore, oh bondage up yours, old timey 4 Comments
