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The Erotic Implications of Erin Esurance
Here at F*Bomb, the only TV shows we watch are House (how is a doctor so rude so smart? It’s fascinating.) and Skinemax, so we’re not very familiar with this Erin Esurance character. Apparently, she’s the mascot for Esurance and she’s sort of like some money saving cartoon secret agent or something. We don’t get [...]
The Whores of Halloween
Happy Halloween!
Tomorrow is Halloween, which means that streets and bars all across the country will once again be flooded by adolescents, and emotionally stunted adults, prancing about in costume. F*Bomb isn’t some kind of pumpkin smashing grinch, but at this point, we think Halloween has lost its way. This once noble holiday of malevolent pranks [...]
Posted in Feature, Photo Tagged breeders are gross, death, Eww... animals, hell bent for leather, rub it with a rubber on Leave a comment
Tired of Sex
Abstinence is like communism: It sounds great in theory, but when you try to put it into practice, the weak-willed nature of humanity ruins everything. Lust is a powerful force and telling kids to “just say no” to sex is about as effective as telling obese people to “just eat healthy and exercise.” If we [...]
Reading Is Sexy
In an ideal world, people would learn about sex in the same place they learn about everything else: the classroom. Parents would lay down the basics of the birds and the bees and then, since no one wants to have an in-depth conversation about fingering with their dad, teachers would cover the rest in a [...]
Bondage on a Budget
Alright, it’s the 21st fucking century and everyone is bored. Anal is so nineties and blowjobs don’t even raise an eyebrow. Perverts first started getting worried that mainstream society was going to lift the rock they were hiding under when Madonna released her S&M flavored coffee table book SEX. Decent, god-fearing sex maniacs feared that [...]
Posted in Guide Tagged close your eyes, F*Bomb guide, frat daddies, hell bent for leather, madonna is a whore, oh bondage up yours, old timey 4 Comments
Womyn’s Wrasslin’
Wrestling is fucking gay. The Greeks invented it, you have to wear spandex, and the basic premise is two or more oily, muscular men trying to grapple with each other. All of these things are awesome and frankly, we wished more UFC fights would end in a spontaneous passionate make out. But still, wrestling is [...]
